Dragon Balls: GBT (Great Big Testicles)
The spoof comic tribute to the Buttlord GT comics at atomictoy.org BRING IT BACK!
Jesus -freaking- Christ, our main hero who did indeed battle the God and Satan at the same time and kicked both of their asses, is facing off against two of his most fierce enemies, Freezer the prick, and Cajun Boo.
J-F-C: "I'll make you pay for your years of tyranny and genocide! ... Even thought I did the same thing against those filthy Na-dork-ians, but I had a reason for it at least! "
Freezer: "You keep blabbing on and on about beating both Satan and Jesus, but your all talk and no action! Just like the series we're parodying!
J-F-C: "Give me time to power up and I'll give you a fight of ridiculously epic proportions!"
Meanwhile, staying out of the way like good extra non-fighting and useless characters, the Na-dork-ian Trombone and Jesus's only forgotten son, Bo the runt looks on ...
Trombone: "My God, we're both useless but you Bo, you have a secret hidden power that is useful against maybe one villian and is never referenced again in the Dragon Ball Z manga!
Bo: "I wish I was alone so that I could fap off to pornography on the internet!
Trombone: "They'll be time for that later! Your father is facing off against two of the most fierce fighters in the universe, who are even greater than Jesus and Satan combined!
Bo: "But I'm going through puberty! I need time alone to myself!
Meanwhile on plot number three ...
Dr McEvilBadGuy: "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ! I've done it! I created the perfect abomination, he' even greater than you two creepy cyborgs! Meet Stan! He'll seek the ultimate revenge on Jesus AKA that stupid alien monkey for completely annihilating the Black Tie Society!"
Creepy cyborg # 34: "Dr, isn't about time you died ?"
Dr McEvilBadGuy: "f**k no! I still need to seek revenge!
Creepy cyborg # 77: "Well too bad I'm afraid ..."
Dr McEvilBadGuy: "Ah f**k! I should've foreseen the possibility that you two would wise up and realize that you don't need to take orders from me, seeing how your far more powerful and all! STAN AVENGE ME!"
Ominous music plays as Imperfect Stan is hinted at ... Back to the main plot, f**k this sub plot s**t!
J-F-C: "You killed my m***et friend who is useless and my arch-enemy who will become my friend later on! DIE Damn you!"
Freezer: "enough monologue! Let's do this!"
J-F-C: "*powers up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !! !! !! !! !"
Freezer: "I must fight you with all of my strength and power now! "
J-F-C: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !! !! !! !! !! !!"
back to the useless character zone, our extras observe and point out the obvious ... Oh and Bo's horniness has to do with his super powers
Trombone: "Jesus, is powering up! He will beat freezer but Freezer wants to use all of his strength and power against Jesus! I must make random noises! Oooh Aahh Eeh !"
Bo: "I can't help it! I must unleash this hidden supreme God-like rare power that's only useful once! "
Trombone: "No Bo ! Not here!"
Does Jesus have a chance against Freezer ? Where the hell is Cajun Boo ? Will Bo contain certain needs long enough not to disturb trombone ? Stay tuned next time for Dragon Balls GBT!
24 Mar 2014, 1:09 am
