The Church of Cake Ascendant.

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19 Mar 2007, 4:50 am

Behold my Brothers and Sisters, we must rise up against the unnamed one and his Vile servants the PIES.

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19 Mar 2007, 4:55 am

Ahayes save us!

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19 Mar 2007, 4:59 am

I'm in!! !

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19 Mar 2007, 5:06 am

calandale wrote:

Ahayes save us!

Do not fear my BROTHER, for though I hate the Evil one and his UNNATURAL baked fruit concoctions with all my HEART, I do NOT hate those who have been lured to his NEFARIOUS purpose. Does it not say in the GOOD BOOK "Love the sin, hate the sinner"? You are welcome it the sweet embrace of CAKE so long as you RENOUNCE your ties to the VILE PIES.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:07 am

The Church of Garlic declares war on this new church. For the Sect of Pie!

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19 Mar 2007, 5:08 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

I'm in!! !

Tim

HALLELUJAH!, can I get an AMEN!

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19 Mar 2007, 5:11 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

The Church of Garlic declares war on this new church. For the Sect of Pie!

The Church of Cake Ascendant declares a guerilla war against the church of garlic and all of it's HERATICS!

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19 Mar 2007, 5:13 am

tell me....

why is Cake batter than pie?....

also, why Cake?

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19 Mar 2007, 5:15 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

The Church of Garlic declares war on this new church. For the Sect of Pie!

Yum! Garlic pie.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:18 am

Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:

tell me....

why is Cake batter than pie?....

CAKE is BETTER than pie because it is not CONFINED within an UNNATURAL crust and does not contain baked fruit, which is an ABOMINATION in the eyes of Cake.

Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:

also, why Cake?

BECAUSE Cake will SAVE you my BROTHER!

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19 Mar 2007, 5:20 am

calandale wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

The Church of Garlic declares war on this new church. For the Sect of Pie!

Yum! Garlic pie.

Do NOT speak such BLASPHEMY in this HOLY place! Both garlic and pie are ABOMINATIONS in the eyes of Cake.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:25 am

Cake is fine, as long as the only way that flour is used is to bake a crust for it.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:25 am

Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:

also, why Cake?

BECAUSE Cake will SAVE you my BROTHER![/quote]

How will it save me?

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19 Mar 2007, 5:28 am

Don't listen to these evil worshippers of false idols.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:31 am

Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:

also, why Cake?

T-rav20 wrote:

BECAUSE Cake will SAVE you my BROTHER!

How will it save me?

BECAUSE it is PURE, the Cake has the POWER to LIFT UP your SPIRIT.

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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

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I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:34 am

calandale wrote:

Don't listen to these evil worshippers of false idols.

WE worship NO FASLE IDOLS HERE, begone! your SOLE is PWNED.

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