Orthodox Church of Pie

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18 Mar 2007, 10:32 pm

Anyone can join the Orthodox Church of Pie, if they believe that pie is better than cake. No, yvan eht noij did not start this thread.

I, nutbag am high priestess.

yvan eht nioj is our prophet. he does not trouble himself with worldly junk like starting churches.

By the way, since some pies are orangeu coloured, we accept gladly cross membership.

May the great baker grant you pie.
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18 Mar 2007, 10:34 pm

The Great Cat God will DESTROY this church. She isn't going to destroy pie though, pie IS superior to cake.

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18 Mar 2007, 11:16 pm

The Great Cat God can only destroy the Orthodox Church of Pie if all the members are somehow destroyed for a church is an association of people that share the same belief.

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19 Mar 2007, 12:24 am

ahayes wrote:

The Great Cat God will DESTROY this church. She isn't going to destroy pie though, pie IS superior to cake.

I approve of this message. Though spam pie is disgusting.

But garlic pie is yummy.

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19 Mar 2007, 3:42 pm

There is already a church of pie.

I invented it.

It is the sect of the church of garlic.

Talk to OWA if you think I'm lying.

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19 Mar 2007, 4:55 pm

But this is the Orthodox Church of Pie (No Relation to The Church of Pie (sect of Church of Garlic)).
Otherwise known as OCoPNRtTCoPsoCoG.

And I dedicate approximately 50% of my worship to it. (Especially the very orage bits of pie).

I volunteer to eat up all left-over bits of pie, even if cold.

Especially cheese pie. Nice orange cheese. Or orange pie. Pie filled with oranges.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:04 pm

Alternative wrote:

There is already a church of pie.

I invented it.

It is the sect of the church of garlic.

Talk to OWA if you think I'm lying.

Yes. The Church of Pie was one of the first WP churches. And it was the second Garlican Sect.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:09 pm

ahayes wrote:

The Great Cat God will DESTROY this church. She isn't going to destroy pie though, pie IS superior to cake.

The Great Cat God will choke on cow pies.

Last edited by Santa_Claus on 19 Mar 2007, 5:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:11 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:

ahayes wrote:

The Great Cat God will DESTROY this church. She isn't going to destroy pie though, pie IS superior to cake.

The Great Cat God will choke on cow poop pie.

Appropriately.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:17 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:

ahayes wrote:

The Great Cat God will DESTROY this church. She isn't going to destroy pie though, pie IS superior to cake.

The Great Cat God will choke on cow pies.

false

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19 Mar 2007, 5:17 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

ahayes wrote:

The Great Cat God will DESTROY this church. She isn't going to destroy pie though, pie IS superior to cake.

The Great Cat God will choke on cow poop pie.

Appropriately.

false

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19 Mar 2007, 5:21 pm

Apple Pie is the best.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:24 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

Apple Pie is the best.

NO, pumpkin all the way!

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19 Mar 2007, 5:25 pm

I wonder if you could make an Orange Pie?

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19 Mar 2007, 5:27 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

I wonder if you could make an Orange Pie?

I'm sure one could make such a concoction, but I bet it would be RICH.

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19 Mar 2007, 5:28 pm

ahayes wrote:

CockneyRebel wrote:

I wonder if you could make an Orange Pie?

I'm sure one could make such a concoction, but I bet it would be RICH.

Do a search on Google, there are recipies.

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