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10 Mar 2007, 4:16 pm

If you can also think of a silly offense for which the sentence is given: even better (kick me in the gonads if this has already been done).

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10 Mar 2007, 4:18 pm

For reposting a previously posted post, I sentence you to...
a kick in the gonads...

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10 Mar 2007, 4:22 pm

cellogirl42 wrote:

For reposting a previously posted post, I sentence you to...
a kick in the gonads...

Seriously?

I've only been back since late last fall, so I wouldn't know (plus my memory is all shot to hell).

EDIT: I sentence you to solve major problems with just potatoes.

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10 Mar 2007, 4:55 pm

I sentence you to roll around naked on 147 uncleaned raw hamburger patties.

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10 Mar 2007, 5:01 pm

For making the bunny cry, I sentence you to being strapped to a chair and being forced to watch every episode of The Brady Bunch.

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10 Mar 2007, 5:10 pm

Xenon wrote:

For making the bunny cry, I sentence you to being strapped to a chair and being forced to watch every episode of The Brady Bunch.

I didn't make him cry, it says you made him cry. For that I sentence you to read the entire transcript of the OJ Simpson trial.

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10 Mar 2007, 5:12 pm

For being a noble gas, I sentence you to being placed into a glass tube and then electgrified.

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10 Mar 2007, 5:27 pm

For being a nut, I sentence you to life in avoidance of people.

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10 Mar 2007, 5:39 pm

I sentence you to jump around on the moon! (Bring me back a rock)

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10 Mar 2007, 7:28 pm

asperion wrote:

EDIT: I sentence you to solve major problems with just potatoes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !
THE HORROR!! !! !! !

And as for you, Yotsuba, you now are sentenced to 400 million years in a moldy tub, with only a rubber ducky to keep you company.

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10 Mar 2007, 8:05 pm

For destroying my video games, I sentence you to a lifetime of no internet!! !

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10 Mar 2007, 10:23 pm

I sentence you to being droped in a pile of broken motherboards.

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10 Mar 2007, 10:33 pm

cellogirl42 wrote:

And as for you, Yotsuba, you now are sentenced to 400 million years in a moldy tub, with only a rubber ducky to keep you company.

Now that sounds pleasent.

Ahayes, you must now repair all the motherboards.

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10 Mar 2007, 10:34 pm

I sentence you into falling into infinity at a constant velocity.

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10 Mar 2007, 11:41 pm

I sentence Anubis to having to provide the voiceovers for the TV show Teletubbies when all the episodes get dubbed into Russian.

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11 Mar 2007, 1:16 am

I sentance you to becoming NT.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! !
Far too cruel.

I sentence you to being yourself for the rest of your life.

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