If your cat was a human, what would he/she do?

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Flo would be a retired politician.
She'd spend most of the day sleeping like she does now.

I dunno, a homeless bum that sleeps all day

Cats generally sleep all day, maybe they would do that if they were human too

And I so want a cat, though living with a cat hater it is hard to have one

if i had a cat it would listen to blackmetal. even in retirement.

My cat would play lacrosse. She'd be so good at it. Just watch that paw action!

Paul would be a world class track star.

One would be a charismatic wheeler & dealer, and the other would be a very quiet aspie.

Schmoo would be a dictator.

The female would tell presidents and other "powerful" people what to do, and let them think they thought of it themselves. She would own and live on Ayers Rock in the middle of Australia.
The male would be a shepherd.
Both would spend a lot of time sitting around regretting they weren't cats.

Tallulah would join drum corps.She'd practice late at night and wake everyone up.

slap me, then hug me

If my past cats were still alive and they could do things humans do, they would type on the PC and play musical instruments.

Mog would be exactly like me
Garfield would most likely be my boyfriend, as he always smothers me with affection when I'm outside

Samantha was an appreciator of all the fine things: books, music, good food and fine jewelry. She would have been a Siamese queen-which she was.

My Puff would too.

And she would open the cabinet up and get her 'temptations' treats and realize she didn't need me anymore she'd be out the door in a second.

My cats would be lazy and live off of other people. They would eat and sleep all day.


edit: Wait...they already do that.