If Autistics ruled a country . . .

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This is just meant to be silly, based on an old topic from a few years ago . . .

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Dog-whistles would be banned, and super loud noises would be outlawed.

^Everyone would respect and be kind to one another, and weird chemical things/things that have weird smells would be outlawed.
I like you username and avatar! I love dragons!

Everyone would be free to go naked in public, so as to avoid the abrasive feeling of cloth on the skin.

You would have all of your health needs met by a steady diet of cheese puffs, gummy worms, and cola.

Every public facility would have a darkened and soundproofed "rocking room" for those times when you just gotta have one.

Handshakes, hugs, and fistbumps would be outlawed.

Ringtones would consist of recorded kitty purrs.

Everyone would be declared by law to be everyone else's boyfriend or girlfriend.

I'll second that last, Fnord.

Free gummy worms? I'm sold already!

- Shouting should be illegal except where it would avoid injury, mortality or loss of livelihood.

- Everyone to be issued with "I want to be friends.", "I am romantically interested in you.", and "Sorry, I just don't fancy you." cards for use when dating. There would be a penalty for anyone using cryptic body language instead of the cards.

- Statutory procrastination breaks in the workplace.

- A button on telephones to deliver a high voltage electric shock to the business owners of corporations that cold call.

- Any shop-keeper, bar-owner etc. caught playing "musak" on their public premises to be summarily executed without trial.

1. Everyone gets a ipod full of their favourite music at birth

2. Marijuana is legalized for medical use

3. No one drives, build a elaborate bus system that goes everywhere. If you want to go nowhere there should be at least one bus that goes there a day.

4. True freedom, no social norms, if you want to cross dress do it, if you can function after using drugs, than you should be allowed to do it. Provided you don't put other lives at risk.

I see some people here want to run the country to suit them and not all aspies and autistics in general. I do not want to be forced by law to be someone's girlfriend or sexual partner or whatever. That is beyond my worst nightmares. I don't like weed and I've never even smoked cigarettes, I have a hard time believing pot is the cure for everything and is harmless just because it's a plant because many plants can poison and even kill you. And some of us like hugging or being hugged once in a while as long as we give permission.

How could any of us really run a country anyway? Having to be around large groups of people all the time, having to listen to their constant complaining and pretend that you care, all the responsibilities that even NT's can't handle. Of course, I can dream about creating world peace, with no war or racism or sexism or poverty, the honeybees are saved and the climate has been balanced, people can walk around not fearing for their lives, like that's ever going to happen.

Create departments for the greatest minds to work on research and development in science and technology to advance and to find sustainable energy sources.

Local commerce and freedom from dependency on a political union. Local businesses would work towards sustainability instead of profit.

Teach people how to live sustainably from the land and produce their own food. People wouldn't depend on corporations and they would help each other to create sustainable farms for produce.

in a nation ruled by members of spectrum the following could be seen:

plenty of Libraries from which to enlighten the mind and pick up a personal interest
plenty of cafes from which to have a chat together with Tea and Coffee
every Autist/Aspie his or her own professor with a degree in their interest
a society that values individual freedoms
a portrait of Hans Asperger and Leo Kanner in every notable institution
a military that would protect the masses from those who wish us harm
happily married ladies and gentlemen
friendly visits from our non-Autist family members

For God and Autism!! !

Remember, its just meant to be silly.

My avatar is a blue dragon's head, naturalplastics.

Everyone would carry emoticon cards, so they don't have to guess each others emotions or facial expressions.
The army would be made up of battlebots, and the phrase "Look me in the eye" would be illegal.

Everyone lives off mcdonalds chicken nuggets.

FREE POKEMON CARDS!! !! !! !

Those claw-grabbing stuffed animal macines would be banned.

And TV would air mostly disney sitcoms and anime. (and Disney movies)

OH! FREE DISNEY ADMISSION!

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That's if Midnightstar ruled a country.

1. They make sensory-friendly clothes for autistic people.

2. Excessively loud noise in public is illegal.

3. Stimming is completely normal and accepted in all places.

Instead of the death penalty bieng the most severe penelty it will be lifelong forced eye contact.

Multitasking would be a diagnosable mental illness.

People touching you anywhere on the body for fun, teasing, or greeting will be outlawed. Sexual reasons is allowed.