Be sure your bathroom is clean on Christmas Eve.

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10 Nov 2019, 4:14 pm

Santa Claus has to relieve himself sometimes when he's traveling around the world. He only uses bathrooms in houses that are clean.

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10 Nov 2019, 11:03 pm

Just as long as Comet cleans the toilet after Santa uses it. :rendeer:

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26 Nov 2019, 11:01 am

And don't forget to eat fiber on Christmas Eve so Mr. Hanky will visit you.

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26 Nov 2019, 12:02 pm

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26 Nov 2019, 12:07 pm

Santa relieves himself by sh*****g down the chimneys where bad little boys and girls live.

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