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what genie wishes do you want granted?
world peace and mutual love :heart: 15%  15%  [ 14 ]
perfect health for everybody :heart: 14%  14%  [ 13 ]
universal basic income for all :D 8%  8%  [ 8 ]
reform our criminal justice system :| 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
direct democracy for all! :bounce: 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
multi-gender personal bordello :heart: 3%  3%  [ 3 ]
new set of all-weather radial tires :D 3%  3%  [ 3 ]
implants of your choice :bounce: 1%  1%  [ 1 ]
a personal trainer/coach :idea: 3%  3%  [ 3 ]
every day to be christmas :santa: 4%  4%  [ 4 ]
plastic surgery :bounce: 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
unlimited fundage for life $$$$$$$ :D 11%  11%  [ 10 ]
free pizza for all! :chef: 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
a beautiful celeb to marry you :heart: 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
a mansion atop a hilltop with lake :D 4%  4%  [ 4 ]
your choice of fancy car :bounce: 4%  4%  [ 4 ]
your choice of perfect mate :heart: 3%  3%  [ 3 ]
a 100" 4k tv set :) 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
a $1 million audio system :dj: 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
free ice cream for all! :chef: 4%  4%  [ 4 ]
Total votes : 95

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03 Jan 2022, 3:08 pm

this thread is all about what you'd do if you rescued a genie from his or her bottle and s/he gave you any 3 wishes you could ever want. my wishes, in this installment, are as follows-

*world peace based on mutual love and not simply like an armistice.
*the progressives take over the world.
*everybody can have perfect, optimal health, as healthy as they could be.

anybody else here want 3 wishes? each time you post you can put in 3 new wishes. :)



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03 Jan 2022, 3:26 pm

Yes , 3 wishes please …… it was the free ice cream that caught my eye . World peace was a good one too. :mrgreen:


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03 Jan 2022, 3:31 pm

Unless one of the wishes is "Grant freedom to the genie", I ain't playin'!

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03 Jan 2022, 3:33 pm

the genie gets his freedom, or a version of him does, in some alternate universe.



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03 Jan 2022, 3:35 pm

Then my choices are: "world peace and mutual love", "perfect health for everybody", and "universal basic income for all".

But I still want the genie emancipated.



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03 Jan 2022, 3:37 pm

A 12 inch pianist
My friends back
Someone to love.



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03 Jan 2022, 3:47 pm

^^^i can see how #1 would go with #3. ;)



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03 Jan 2022, 4:00 pm

I want it all. The whole world chico, and everything in it.


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03 Jan 2022, 4:01 pm

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I want it all. The whole world chico, and everything in it.

even the dog$#!+ on the ground? ;)



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03 Jan 2022, 4:07 pm

All seasons? Icky. I need a set of tires with dry grip like slicks but that perform in winter like studded snow tires. Which is to say I want magic tires.


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03 Jan 2022, 4:08 pm

1. Waist length hair
2. Eternal youth (no wrinkles, gray hairs or saggy skin)
3. Clear skin without makeup

I know what my deadly sin is.


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03 Jan 2022, 4:08 pm

auntblabby wrote:
theprisoner wrote:
I want it all. The whole world chico, and everything in it.

even the dog$#!+ on the ground? ;)

I was quoting Tony Montana, mang.


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03 Jan 2022, 4:19 pm

ah so. :) my 3 new wishes are-

*a mint-condition '93 cadillac sedan deville, pink with gold interior, gold with pink interior, or all-pink.
*a new body
*a proper mate.



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03 Jan 2022, 4:22 pm

I'd really prefer a 1984 Toyota Corolla GT-S over any sort of fancy car.

So, who wants to trade the fancy car the genie gave me for a mint tofu car? 8)


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03 Jan 2022, 4:29 pm

i don't think i could handle mint tofu unless it was on a place with vanilla sauce.



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03 Jan 2022, 4:33 pm

auntblabby wrote:
i don't think i could handle mint tofu unless it was on a place with vanilla sauce.


For what it's worth by 'mint tofu car' I just mean an old Corolla that's in decent shape.


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