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27 May 2025, 3:53 pm

It said this on a bottle of Glade air freshener spray.

Where do you get the training? And why do you need training for something so simple as using a bottle of spray air freshener?



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27 May 2025, 4:06 pm

Once you're done reading the label you're a certified air freshener operator.


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27 May 2025, 5:33 pm

NewTime wrote:
It said this on a bottle of Glade air freshener spray.

Where do you get the training? And why do you need training for something so simple as using a bottle of spray air freshener?
There is no training. The warning is to protect the company from liability in case somebody misuses it.


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