Aspie_Chav wrote:
Try washing your face in your own pee. The acidity cuts through the grease and dirt and unclogs the pores without drying or burning the skin. And it doesn't any sticky residue behind unlike soap.
Did you know back in oldie times people used to clean their clothes with piss. The trod on it like grapes.
Those people with the surname Walker actually meant piss walker.

You got that wrong. Piss was used in dyeing clothes to fix the dye. That is why posh people smell of piss when it rains because of their tweed jackets
There is really no befit to washing your face in piss. It has been used before on jellyfish stings though it must not be used on Portuguese Man O' War ,which incidentally is technically not a jellyfish but a siphonophore that is not even one animal but a group of organisms living in a co-dependent colony.