Throw a Rotten Tomato thread!

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Someone in mind who needs a rotten tomato?

Here's your chance to throw one!

Rules:
1. You may throw a tomato (or other appropriate gross food item) at whomever you wish.

2. If you disagree with someone else's tomato, the only argument allowed is throwing one back...

3. Keep it fun

Ready?

My first tomato goes to the guy at the grocery store... what a jerk...

Big fat juicy one... aims, fires...... SSPPLAATT!! !

Mine goes to the security officer at the grocery store.
The bag person's are Union employees, the company doesn't hire enough labor.
the kindly OLD security guard pitches in an bags groceries.
i can't get mad at a kindly OLD guy.
But, the truth is he is doing work for free, that others should be getting paid for.
And it is Union Work, it is not his jurisdiction.

So since i cannot scream at him, out of respect for his being, kindly and old. I will purchase my tomato, select a vantage point and heave one at his rear-end.
Then, like a coward, i will walk out of the store.
acting, *huh, what, wasn't me. huh, what, what happened.* nonchelont.

(you are a cruel man, SB2 and a coward) (the poor old man was raised in a day when if you saw there was work to do, you did it!)

Whip that rotten tomato at Walmart CEO! Shame on you!! !

Tomato back at ya.
people gotta work to sustain the invisible hand of the economy.
people should not be doing the work of others, for free.

he was hired for something different.

the company saves money by not having to hire extra baggers. They do not pass those savings on to the consumer.

Most importantly;
a group of people decided to form a Union so they could get more dignity and respect in the work-place. The companies agreed to have the Union workers (the alternative was not agreeable).
They signed a contract with that group of people, stating that it was their right and jurisdiction to perform that work.

the company, by allowing the security guard to do the work, and not hiring enough Union labor to satisfy the demand of customers. Is gimmicking the contract. The manager on duty, who is not Union, should advise him (politely) that it is kind to pitch in, but it is not his place.

A second tomato, tossed at the manager on duty.

/me throws a tomato in my mouth

yum yum

Here's one for my mother for being so f'ing clueless and uncaring and uncharitable and heartless and ignorant and, well, I'll just shut her up by lobbing this overripe tomator right at her head

*walks around picking up the tomatos and munching on them* Enough salt and ranch solve everything!

Throws very large tomato at most of my former high school colleagues for being such a bunch of stupid (insert string of expletives here) neurotypical (expletive)s.

Here's a big stinky moldy rotten tomato for that evil person decided to push up the deadline for a huge project at work. Here's another nasty old tomato for the dumb@$$ in the next office who sees nothing wrong with having my project timeframe basically slashed in half.

-smacks self in the face with a million rotten tomatoes-

I would like to do the same to myself.

there is a sale on tomatoes at the store.
lets buy a bucket each, wear all white and stand 10 feet apart.

I will throw 10 rotten tomato with solid object placed in the center of them at the guy from the supermarket today that was stacking Corn Flakes onto the shalves and smashing the corn flakes up as much as he could as he went. Punching the corn flakes rubing the packs to gether etc.

Naturally I told the supervisor who caught him red handed.

I throw a big tomato at one of the salespeople in a CD shop in the city. I'm willing to bet that I know more about music than he does, but because I'm a few decades younger than him, he has a snobby attitude towards me.

I throw a bucketful of mouldy, squishy, rotten tomatoes at the people who devise TV and radio ads that consist of a person ranting in a manic voice at top volume that we should buy their products.

Anybody can do ads like that but it is truly hellish for those of us with sensory issues.

I throw a rotten, stinking tomato at the bus driver today who was not only unhelpful, but rude and sarcastic. Not the best attitude when I'm already near a meltdown.