The dumbest jokes you've heard

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Since there's a 'dumbest post you read' thread floating around somewhere, I thought I'd give everyone a chance to post the stupidest, dumbest, most nonsensical, wish-you-had-never-heard-them-at-all jokes, all in one thread and all for free.

Here's some to get the ball rolling:

Two sausages were frying in a frying pan. One says to the other, "Damn, it's hot in here" The other said, "Oh my God! A talking sausage!"

A horse walks into the bar and the bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face?"

Q: How did the man break his arm raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

And of course the one in my sig.