Dropping C-bombs
not that c-word, C-R-A-P, yeah, that's right I'm awesome, I just spelled it! What? Aww.. Mom!
Eating lots of Taco Bell, when you know full well of what the terrible results will be.
Taking the training wheels off your sister's bike when you steal it (asked first) and take for a joyride, pink sure looks sexy with wheels
Riding around on a wheelbarrow in the front yard, pretending you're making the Trench Run, you wipe out a couple times, but hey its like blasting womprats (garden gnomes) back home.
Actually using the fake nut box full of bouncy snakes trick and when someone clearly humors you, you pee your pants from laughing so hard, prompting people to move away from you, but that's alright, you're too good for them anyway
Winning Trivial Pursuit and gloating about it
Wearing your marching band uniform to a job interview
Demonstrating your skills with an accordion over a massive speaker system
Giving the guys in the mascot costumes in Disneyland the raspberry. Hey, they seem lower than you, they're out in the hot sun in stupid costumes right, only you do that...too...at the renessaince fair... well moving on!