Happee Birthday Mr Hulk Bogan!! !!1!1!1!! !! !!!11

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I see you're 30! Congratulations. An unusual birthday to have, I had an indescribable feeling when I turned 30. Interesting though.

HEY I WANTED m***et STRIPPERS!! !

Yeah my birthday wasn't too bad, I got a bit down the day afterwards. But I've got used to it now, growning old is what happens to us all.

Happy belated B-day MrBogan. You're catching up to me.

I can get you a magical genie lamp, which reminds me of this joke...

A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up. "What's in the bag?", asks the bartender.

The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a baby grand piano, a small bench and a tiny man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails. The tiny man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven. "That`s amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief. "Where did he come from?". The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. "Rub the lamp" he says, pushing the lamp toward the bartender. The bartender grabs the lamp and begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar rag.

Out pops an old, wrinkled genie. "I grant you one wish" he says to the bartender. "I want a million bucks!" says the bartender. "Done" says the genie. The genie disappears back into the lamp. Moments pass. Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof. Then another....and another. They appear on the bar stools...on the tables...on the Budweiser sign on the wall. POOF...POOF...POOF. Thousands...tens of thousands of ducks begin to fill the bar! "Christ!" shouts the bartender. "I didn't`t say ducks!" he yells, "I said bucks!". The man at the bar looks at the bartender, "You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

Good joke hondor.

Yeah jawbrodt it is really good to join 30s club I didn't know we had a secret society that anyone people under thirty is not allowed to be part of. Oh well I guess they will have to wait till the turn 30 to see what it is all about.

Hey that's almost illegal compluv

Oh man I thought we shared the same birthday but this thread was posted three days late.

Hey MR_BOGAN . . .

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Hey, I had to.

Happy birthday!! !

Happy Birthday to you as well!!

sorry

Happy birthday dude.

i guess i'm late but...


happy happy birthday with seven cakes for you i wish you happy birthday and a thoughtful gift of wooooooo