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20 Mar 2009, 11:17 am

Have some piece of advice to people what to do or not to do? Place it in this thread, no matter how corny!

Don't eat candy with the wrappers on!
Don't talk with food in your mouth!
If children are present, always wait for green light before crossing the street!
Smile whereever you go!

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20 Mar 2009, 7:33 pm

If you have a dream, don't be afraid to follow it.
Life's too short to not take chances.
Don't be afraid of change, because if nothing ever changed, life would be boring.
Do what you love even if you aren't the best at it.

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20 Mar 2009, 7:46 pm

The fastest way of figuring out if an egg is
boiled or not, is to just smash it with your
hand. Something a little less messy you
can do, is just putting it on a flat surface
and spin it. If its boiled, it will continue to
spin smoothly - if its raw, it will spin uneven
and stop

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20 Mar 2009, 8:09 pm

shut the hell up when riding with cool people.

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20 Mar 2009, 9:01 pm

Don't eat yellow snow.

Also, don't piss on the electric fence.

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20 Mar 2009, 10:05 pm

Eat the yellow snow if the yellow turns out to be bananasplit!

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21 Mar 2009, 9:07 am

All the answers to life are in the movies - Steve Martin

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21 Mar 2009, 9:13 am

syzygyish wrote:

All the answers to life are in the movies - Steve Martin

That reminds me, I heard a cool quote in the movie Kite Runner: "Children are not like colouring books - you don't get to fill them with your favourite colours."

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21 Mar 2009, 9:32 am

Too much of a good thing is never good.

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21 Mar 2009, 12:23 pm

Be happy. Life to short to always be mad or upset about something. Don't let things get to you and you'll be fine.

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21 Mar 2009, 12:58 pm

When breaking up with a girl, just say "well..guess thats
it, wish you the best of luck, goodbye then", turn around
and walk away.

Except if you hear a sharp metallic clicking sound behind you,
then you run, zig-zag and roll

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21 Mar 2009, 1:01 pm

Don't judge people before you get to know them!

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21 Mar 2009, 2:08 pm

When you absolutely, positively have to execute someone, it doesn't hurt anyone to show a little respect for what's left of their humanity before the execution goes through.

"Please have a seat, sir. This won't take long."

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21 Mar 2009, 2:13 pm

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"Please hold your legs still, sir! I can't saw them off if you shiver that much."

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21 Mar 2009, 2:18 pm

"First you try, then you trust" - Sean Connery in Entrapment

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21 Mar 2009, 2:22 pm

Shoot first, then ask questions, then shoot again.

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