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05 Jun 2010, 6:28 pm

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Agreed. women are human too. we dont grow gardens of roses in our trousers.


But we poopy flower petals....


True... and it can be made into potpourri, very handy... :)


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05 Jun 2010, 8:31 pm

zen_mistress wrote:
happymusic wrote:
zen_mistress wrote:
Agreed. women are human too. we dont grow gardens of roses in our trousers.


But we poopy flower petals....


True... and it can be made into potpourri, very handy... :)


pooh-pourri? :lmao:
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05 Jun 2010, 8:46 pm

It means they're up for it. Probably. Possibly. Dunno.



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05 Jun 2010, 8:50 pm

zen_mistress wrote:
Agreed. women are human too. we dont grow gardens of roses in our trousers.


Good, 'cos I don't wanna lick roses!



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06 Jun 2010, 3:18 am

happymusic wrote:
zen_mistress wrote:
happymusic wrote:
zen_mistress wrote:
Agreed. women are human too. we dont grow gardens of roses in our trousers.


But we poopy flower petals....


True... and it can be made into potpourri, very handy... :)


pooh-pourri? :lmao:
(yes, I laugh hysterically at my own jokes)


Thats not a bad idea... :) converting waste into tasteful home decorations...


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08 Jun 2010, 6:46 am

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Okay. And the first step would be finding a girl and having my mother let me have intercourse with said girl. :P


Huh? Are you really planning to ask your mother's permission to have sex? I think my mother would have freaked out if I'd done that! My parents had two requests regarding sex...first, that I not talk about it with them, and second, that I not have sex under their roof. They stayed completely out of my business that way and it worked well. It really is up to you when -- and if -- you want to have sex...go ahead and talk to your mom about your feelings and her feelings on sex if you want to. I think that's positive, but I don't think it should be her decision whether or not you and said girl have intercourse. (If I misunderstood what you mean, I apologise; I take things very literally. Too literally sometimes.)

EDIT: I'm not sure if this post is too sexual in nature for this forum; I understand if the mods need to remove it.



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16 Jun 2010, 6:32 pm

I used to go to a school in the rich part of town and the entire campus smelled like perfume from all the girls wearing it.

I've never noticed a bad odor from a girl though.

I've noticed that boys generally smell like sand until they're about 14, at which point, if they don't use deoderant and bathe often enough, they smell sour.

I've also noticed a lot of arab men smell like hummus, which doesn't really bother me unless they smell like sour hummus.

My mother used to complain that Asians smelled "sweet", and I hear from a lot of Asians in Asian countries that Caucasians supposedly smell "bad".

They are both actually on to something because there are two types of sweat glands, apocrine and eccrine. Apocrine glands tend to make you smell, well...like hummus or chicken, but also secret phermones responsible for sexual attraction. Eccrine glands secrete sweat that doesn't have much of a scent.

Caucasians and Arabs have far more aporcine glands than Asians. This is probably why there is that Asian man, caucasian woman divide...women are sensitive to phermones, or lack thereof (that's right Asian guys, it's not how you look, you just don't smell bad enough!)

It's also probably why my mom thinks Asians smell sweet...because they don't smell like chicken or hummus.