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12 Jun 2009, 5:04 pm

How about "What ever must be will be", I think it is a quote from Shakespear

Or how about "No comment !"

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12 Jun 2009, 5:07 pm

"he did it for the lulz"

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12 Jun 2009, 6:09 pm

"Nothing to see. Move along."

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12 Jun 2009, 6:30 pm

"Stop staring. It's not polite."

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12 Jun 2009, 7:53 pm

" I should have known it would end like this !"

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12 Jun 2009, 9:51 pm

Mine would be "The Ice-cold Guardian"

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12 Jun 2009, 9:56 pm

"My journey has just begun."

This chosen epitaph is the quote I use on my messages---I think it is most fitting as an epitaph.

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13 Jun 2009, 1:42 am

"BRAAAAAAAAAINS!"

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13 Jun 2009, 2:25 am

Some great ideas here and amusing stories of real-life epitaphs; I like the idea of getting away with an acronym poem!!

Great anecdote too Labpet :lol:

Inspired by Grommit's suggestions, I would also simply like "Bugger!" Maybe because I'm Australian and I say it an awful lot.

I also like the idea of "Somebody said it couldn't be done...they were right!"

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13 Jun 2009, 2:59 am

My epitaph would be either "Keep staring, I just might do a trick." or "See anything green?"

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13 Jun 2009, 6:14 am

Gromit wrote:

...this sort of switch:

That would be a "knife switch".

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13 Jun 2009, 9:38 am

maybe:
"gawn git" (a southern american accent saying "go on! get!")

but more possibly:

"off you go! nothing to see here".
and then in much smaller writing "get off my grave you bastard!! !"

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13 Jun 2009, 1:08 pm

"you win again gravity"

or "at least it can't get any worse..... damn rain"

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14 Jun 2009, 11:44 am

I've finally got one.

"Everybody Dies. Especially You"

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