ViperaAspis wrote:
The blue flash is easy to explain. That's when you move your eyes too fast and the universe in that direction hasn't been created yet for just a split second. As you suspected, you are the only one really here. The rest of us are like flavor text. This is all a grand experiment. My suspicion is that you are a Deific being who has created this situation so that you can experience what it is like to be "mortal". You have intentionally forced yourself to forget about your divine nature, but cracks like these can't help but appear. At least, that was my Theory of All when I was younger.
Excuse me, I have to get back to monitoring your condition.
<-- Takes readings.
I like this theory, its very neat. I was going to guess the ear clicking was a malfunction in the robot body's auditory circuitry, but a Deific Being wouldn't necessarily need a robot body, so I may have to rethink ...it could just be crosstalk between the AI circuits of The Matrix...