I have quite a few problem smells. Murphy's Oil Soap, furniture polish, polyurethane, and worst of all is a complex of perfumery chemicals which is causing me new levels of stress and alarm because they are exploding in popularity.
I call it the Febreze complex, but Febreze is only the most recent of this new and evil army of stenches. It began with gag-worthy aerosols and plug-in evaporators of sickening perfume odors - potpourri and whatnot. Then I began to notice in public bathrooms a little wall-mounted device that periodically spits this crap into the air, and on one occasion right on my arm. I freaked out and smashed the dispenser. I would rather smell s**t, straight up. Then I had a 'febreze meltdown' at my house one night. I got home late and discovered that a well-meaning but clueless relative had cleaned the house with two or three of these horrific products. I could not breathe, I could not even stand to be in the house, so I threw open all the windows and went for a drive, staying up all night at diners and donut shops till it was safe to come home. The smell was almost completely gone by then so I shut the windows and went to bed.
When I woke up THE SMELL WAS BACK. It was like a horror movie. It was about 75% as strong as it had been the day before. I freaked out, threw open all the windows again, and searched the house for the offending products. I found the prime offender, a mop with a refillable, battery-powered squirter built in, and was so enraged at the assault on my senses that I took it outside and smashed it to smithereens on the sidewalk. Bad move - I got the LIQUID FORM ALL OVER MY HANDS and fled back inside, where I showered until the hot water ran out (about 45 minutes).
After purging the house of the offending chemicals, and making some heated phone calls to people who have since promised to keep that s**t out of my house, I did some research. I was horrified to learn that the chemical companies that make this s**t are using a new technology, a sort of nanoscale time-release formula. It involves coating microscopic germination particles with the perfume which then releases slowly, rather than shooting its wad in one application. The coated particles continue to off-gas for many hours, up to two or more days. That's how the smell came back after I shut the windows - these germinator particles were still sticking to all manner of surfaces in the house, continuing to release the noxious gas, so it built back up with the windows closed.
I am considering litigation, as well as firebombing the headquarters of companies that make and distribute this poison. I cannot comprehend why any human would find these vile chemical odors preferable to whatever they were designed to outstink.