If there was a aspie nation, what would the customs be

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Invade countries that have games and things we want to obsess over. Tell the world they have excessively NT cultures that are a blight on the planet, an axis of evil

Nudey girls will have glasses and a librarian look. Fur pie will be back in fashion as its considered more hygenic. Anal bleaching will lose favour

Buff guys carry a netbook on a harness attached to their chest, the girls will be frothing when their hero can google answers out in a blink of an eye when they are on a date at the library cafe

Dating shows will coldly diss neurotypical contestants and they will bow their heads in shame, simply not able to get girls with all their fake smily sychophantic ramblings

Sportstars will be sensitive and intelligent instead of thick and tough, able to recite complex formula that ensures their team is batting at scientifically proven abilities

Stimmimg areas will be set aside at regular spots alongside highways and streets, these will be great places to meet others who have similar stims to you, someone you can really connect to

Newsreaders will not look at the camera, but off to the side. When they cover a story about tragedy, no attempt to sound empathetic will be forthcoming, and only a matter of fact tone will be spoken, giving them the more preferred 'flat effect'

Corruption police will monitor society for any NT type behaviour and dishonesty that may CREEP back into culture. They will watch suspects for signs like smiling, eye contact, or any other hints of an NT breakout

Ethnic cleansing of all non AS human sub species neurotypes will be considered, and testing for NT unborn babies will begin, to assume our rightful place as the most dominant neurotype the world has ever known!! ! Anti-Semitism will be a walk in park in comparison to the fundamentalist theocracy that will emerge and dispassionate and unsympathetic autistic bully boys 4th Reich Storm Troopers will reign supreme over the land. All women will be forced to bear AS children, even artificially inseminated with sperm from guaranteed NT free donors.

The Arian gene code will be revitalises by cross-breeding uber healthy Ukrainian beauties with nerdy skinny white boys creating the ultimate neurotype

Then the autistic Christ will reappear and a thousand years of peace will be upon us

God will smile upon his favourite children and crush his enemies for laughing at his wacky ideas and his bizarre stims

Comfortable shoes would be made mandatory.

I love the contrast between the two posts above this one.

Pretty similar to those found in Germany.

Say exactly what you mean to say. Never use words to imply something.

Callers without appointments to homes will be shot at dawn.

I think it would be a lot like Japan.

with clothes that are easy on the eyes(no birght colors) and more Comfortable.

when a problem comes up the cops would always be called (not the shooting beat you up cops) and all parties would sit down and use logic to talk about the problems (with cool down times added)

Tax would be shown in anything you buy.
what you see/hear/agree on is what you get no sale price the next day no two items are the same but called different models just to charge extra.

Stores/housing/schools/entertainment will be in groups and sub groups. housing would be by age and families. Stores would be by hobbies and so on.

NTs can visit but not live here. If an NTs breaks three laws they are asked to leave and by ask I mean they are Kicked out and the state they came from is fined $500 pre law they break.

I also see less cars and more segways.

Had to join in

Thou shalt not mock those who talk to thineselves

All ways keep thy interest packets and other at thy side at all times

Thou shalt be treated correctly

Thou shall be taught subjects that you are interested in.

Thou shalt not make annoying, ear-splitting sounds.
Thou shalt not think of shining bright lights.
Thou shalt listen to me rant about my favorite thing.

The Customs would be a post at the border where you have to show your passport

But seriously,the main custom would be that deceitfulness is dispensed with by residents and visitors