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06 Dec 2013, 4:17 am

Yes, I remember saving drowning sailors whilst squeaking happily. I am a dolphin

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06 Dec 2013, 9:01 am

Marybird wrote:

Random42 wrote:

Marybird wrote:

Random42 wrote:

According to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy dolphins are the 2nd most intelligent species on Earth. Humans are 3rd. :lol:

Who's 1st?

Mice! They are pan-dimensional beings that are experimenting on humans. They built the computer Deep Thought to calculate the answer to the question of life the universe and everything. After millions of years it calculated the answer: 42. They then built another computer to calculate the question to the answer. That computer is Earth. :lol:

After 4.5 billion years, computer Earth has calculated the question to the answer and the question it calculated is 'How many aspies does it take to screw in a light bulb?'. The answer of course is 42. :albino:

The question has finally been calculated! The problem is that the question and the answer can't be known in the same universe so... now everything will end!

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06 Dec 2013, 9:19 am

Fnord wrote:

Typed "Aspies are" and "Autistics are" into Google's search engine, and the autocomplete feature returned:

Did the same with Belgian Google in Dutch and autists are irritating, crazy, stupid and clever on autocomplete. An English autocomplete for autists are gives me this quote from Paul Collins “Autists are the ultimate square pegs, and the problem with pounding a square peg into a round hole is not that the hammering is hard work. It's that you're destroying the peg.”

Belgian Google seem to have trouble with Asperger, asperge is the Dutch word for Asparagus...

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06 Dec 2013, 11:58 am

LOL

I was so prepared for this to be a ranting thread, I was pleasantly surprised.

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06 Dec 2013, 1:32 pm

Random42 wrote:

Marybird wrote:

Random42 wrote:

Marybird wrote:

Random42 wrote:

According to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy dolphins are the 2nd most intelligent species on Earth. Humans are 3rd. :lol:

Who's 1st?

The question has finally been calculated! The problem is that the question and the answer can't be known in the same universe so... now everything will end!

"We apologize for the inconvenience."

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06 Dec 2013, 6:45 pm

...

Why would some of these things be here??

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06 Dec 2013, 10:38 pm

cyberdad wrote:

Actually dolphins are highly sociable...

How social would they be if they had to socialize with NT's all day? After all, it's an accepted fact that dolphins in human confinement commit suicide.

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07 Dec 2013, 12:20 am

Kuribo wrote:

*Sigh*

At least they removed that disgusting "autistic people should be killed" crap a few months ago.

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07 Dec 2013, 12:31 am

This is kind of cool though :lol:

.. Type "Aspies will" into the google search, and the autocomplete show's just one sentence:

:arrow: "Aspies will rule the world"

:lol:

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07 Dec 2013, 9:55 pm

Lol yeah, google is pretty much telling me that my whole country is wierd.

Try typing. Why are

Then one or the first it suggests is, Why are danes so wierd lol. Well thank you very much GOOGLE! lol

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07 Dec 2013, 10:17 pm

In spanish (google.com.ar):
*Autistics are intelligent
*Autistics are more intelligent
*Aspies are aggressive
*Aspies are cold
*Aspies are intelligent
*Aspies are fools
*Autistic children do not want to eat

P.S.: This is pointless.

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01 Jan 2014, 9:03 pm

neobluex wrote:

I agree with that last bit. To me the most disturbing trend revealed by google metadata is that people's memories are literally becoming shorter. I think Ernest Hemingway predicted that would happen in one of his novels. Yay him. No wonder Iraq/Afghanistan happened, we'd already forgotten about Vietnam. In no time at all we'll forget about Iraq/Afghanistan and we'll be going into Iran to please the Saudis and Israelis.

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01 Jan 2014, 10:09 pm

Superior? Moi?

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03 May 2020, 2:52 am

I think we Aspies are aliens from the planet Truth who have been exiled to the planet BS

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03 May 2020, 8:43 pm

Interesting. As it's against my religion to use Google, I tried typing "autistics are" into DuckDuckGo, and got the following auto-complete suggestions: "useless, arrogant, annoying, invisible, not human." "Aspies are" got "us, awful, nerds, creepy, avoided, clueless." The same experiment using "muslims are," christians are," and "atheists are" gave no suggestions at all. Quite what it all means, I don't know. Sorry if all this has been reported before in a previous post, but it's rather a long thread to read in its entirety.

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04 May 2020, 11:07 pm

I remember hearing a few years ago on one of those conspiracy theory call in radio shows, this whack job saying that thousands of years ago, aliens experimented with the DNA of the animals when making humans. They used dolphin DNA or something and made mermaids, autistic people are the descendants of them. I thought it was so funny I posted about it here to share some laughs when I used another account.

But I am no dolphin, I am a meerkat. A magic meerkat.

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