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19 May 2005, 1:10 am

If your cousin identifies you as an Indigo child.


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19 May 2005, 6:40 am

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If you want to run out and go see Star Wars episode III, but can't stand the thought of being crowded by all those people.


That's me. Already been invited, and refused. My reply: It'll still be in there in a few weeks, and there will be less people, too.



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19 May 2005, 9:05 am

If you went to Star Wars III for the main purpose of observing the obsessed fans with lightsabers.

If you wore your earplugs through half of the movie, and understood *more* of it that way.



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19 May 2005, 11:38 am

If you are a star wars nut. I know someone like this.

If you know ostriches have eyes that are bigger than their brains. I know people like this.

If you know starfish don't have brains, and also know people like this.


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19 May 2005, 2:00 pm

I never knew that about ostriches. That is so awesome.


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19 May 2005, 5:59 pm

Prolly not so awesome for the ostrich ;)


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19 May 2005, 6:11 pm

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If you know starfish don't have brains, and also know people like this.

I know people like this too. They are my neighbor's kids.



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19 May 2005, 7:11 pm

Both chavs and US Presidents have eyes bigger than their brains also.... Sadly this is neither a little known fact, nor a particularly remarkable one.... so I don't know why I mentioned it really......


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20 May 2005, 1:25 am

Because it is the truth.


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25 May 2005, 2:56 am

Cindy wrote:
That's me. Already been invited, and refused. My reply: It'll still be in there in a few weeks, and there will be less people, too.


I just went to the 11:15 pm show on Monday night. I practically had the place to myself. :D


...If you are perfectly happy going to the movies by yourself.



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25 May 2005, 3:57 am

-You might be an Aspie if you have been sitting in front of the computer for the last ten hours, when three hours ago you realized you really had to pee but have been putting it off since then as a slight inconvenience, because actually getting up and going to the bathroom would cause you to lose your train of thought with what you are doing.

-If, during this time, you have even tried to keep from moving as much so that you feel less of the urgency to go.

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And, no, I don't pee standing up. I'm female thank you very much.


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25 May 2005, 8:42 am

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-You might be an Aspie if you have been sitting in front of the computer for the last ten hours, when three hours ago you realized you really had to pee but have been putting it off since then as a slight inconvenience, because actually getting up and going to the bathroom would cause you to lose your train of thought with what you are doing.


LOL That would be me! :lol:



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25 May 2005, 12:06 pm

PS- After writing the above, I finally made myself get up and use the restroom because I think I was sincerely in danger of needing a diaper. This was the more pleasant option of the two.

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25 May 2005, 12:33 pm

If you try to make it look like a wash basket committed suicide.


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AND THEN I CRIED.


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25 May 2005, 8:44 pm

Cindy wrote:
Sophist wrote:
-You might be an Aspie if you have been sitting in front of the computer for the last ten hours, when three hours ago you realized you really had to pee but have been putting it off since then as a slight inconvenience, because actually getting up and going to the bathroom would cause you to lose your train of thought with what you are doing.


LOL That would be me! :lol:


I do that all the time too!



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25 May 2005, 8:57 pm

Bec said:

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-You might be an Aspie if you have been sitting in front of the computer for the last ten hours, when three hours ago you realized you really had to pee but have been putting it off since then as a slight inconvenience, because actually getting up and going to the bathroom would cause you to lose your train of thought with what you are doing.



LOL That would be me! Laughing



I do that all the time too!


Hey! That's me too!-- no wait. I wrote that. hehe

-You might be an Aspie if you read a post in the You Might Be an Aspie If post section and say "Hey! That's totally me!" and then realize-- "Oh. I was the one that wrote that." lol

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