what would you do if the internet was GONE?

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suddenly it's 1965 and there's no internet or internet devices, what would you do?
I believe I would die :| 16%  16%  [ 16 ]
I'd flail a bit then get used to it :? 36%  36%  [ 35 ]
I'd marvel at all the extra time I now had :o 20%  20%  [ 20 ]
i'd immediately set to work getting all that back somehow :bounce: 11%  11%  [ 11 ]
I don't know what i'd do. :shrug: 16%  16%  [ 16 ]
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06 Jun 2015, 11:48 pm

come to think of it, I DID spend a lot of time at borders and Waldenbooks before I got online.



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06 Jun 2015, 11:58 pm

Since I met all my boyfriends online I'd probably die alone. Though that seems likely anyway.



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07 Jun 2015, 12:23 am

Halfmadgenius wrote:
Since I met all my boyfriends online I'd probably die alone. Though that seems likely anyway.

before the internet, before wrong planet, outside of work acquaintances I would probably not know a soul, and nobody would know me.



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07 Jun 2015, 12:27 am

I'd be giving less people boregasms.


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07 Jun 2015, 12:57 am

and I'd be givin' 'em MORE.



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07 Jun 2015, 1:10 am

The quality of boregasms would outweigh the quantity?


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07 Jun 2015, 1:20 am

I suspect the boredom quotient of my boregasms would exceed yours.



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07 Jun 2015, 1:28 am

Yeah, see, I feel I can bore so many more people online than I ever could in the flesh. I'm just too jolly interesting in real life :roll:


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07 Jun 2015, 1:35 am

yeah, I'm probably the most interesting hermit that ever was.



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07 Jun 2015, 1:43 am

You've certainly never given me a boregasm.


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07 Jun 2015, 2:16 am

gosh :o I must be getting sloppy then ;) you've never given me any, either :bounce:



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08 Jun 2015, 5:26 am

I like to think I would join clubs. I'd have to if I wanted to socialize and got tired of bookstores.

I think I'd either sink or swim, no inbetween. :(



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08 Jun 2015, 8:18 am

I would say, hell yea! Bring back the 90s, but only if we could use pagers instead of cellphones.



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08 Jun 2015, 5:11 pm

I would feel more technologically "equal" to the bulk of other people, if it was back again in 1965 and with no smart phones or such. I am such a luddite nowadays.



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08 Jun 2015, 10:00 pm

I would probably become a better, more clear-minded person. I am too accustomed to instant gratification and constant entertainment. I haven't read in forever and I get irritated even having to watch the openings of TV shows. I have become a more irritable person and communication with my family has suffered.



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08 Jun 2015, 10:04 pm

I would watch more movies and go to concerts, in all likelihood.