Whats the craziest thing someone did to make you smile

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Another time when I was in high school someone told me where one of my bullies lived. This was my freshman year I was short and skinny as a rail I barely weighed 100 Lbs. The bully pretty much walked up to me and beat me without warning. He told people it was because I was a s**t throwing ret*d. My friend Brian who was on the wrestling team broke the bullies collarbone getting him off me and was suspended from school for two weeks and thrown off the wrestling team.

I was skipping school to hang out with Brian when he was suspended and I told him someone told me where the a**hole lives lets throw a rock through his front window while his parents are at work. I wanted to do this because this "ret*d" throws rocks not s**t this kid is a savage who deserves to live without windows anyways. Brian looked at me when we were walking to the bullies house and he said "wouldn't it be funny if one of us pooped in a paper bad with a big rock in it and throw it into their front window?". We laughed for a few seconds then I relised I still had my lunch un my bookbag. So it was decided we were going to do this. Brian said it would be worth it just to see me laugh so hard that I pobably would pee my pants laughing.

I handed Brian the paper bag and Brian hid behind one of those big green metal boxes that I guess are used by the electric or gas company. While Brian was trying to fill the bag I heard Brian yell "awww mannn!" I asked Brian what happened, he yells to me he pushed to hard and peed all over the front of his pants. I was laughing so hard I ended up on all fours almost hyper ventalating. Brian put on my gym shorts that were in my bookbag and we ended up going to my house to watch horror films on my vhs.

During an argument my brother screamed at me in frustration. It's like those scenes in the movie where two people can't speak the same language then they scream at each other... anyways, he can't be seeming to break through my communication impediment, after all we are from a different planet no?

And screams out "Why don't you just chop your balls off and feed them to the fishes in Fish Creek at least then they'll be more useful" (a provincial park beside). I actually had to laugh at that, because when ever I try to make angry insults, or witty axioms, I stutter, then people laugh. Even when directed at me, I am delighted by angry wit.

Somehow the conversation degenerated into something about insulated life style of suburbia (I still live at home because I suck at life), and something about the matrix and fight club time, and wake up from the Matrix.

I love sleeping. In my dreams I'm articulate, I'm cool. People love me (charisma wise). Out there in the real world. I suck. In my hobby world I'm a member of the intelligentsia. (Anyone who translates knowledge and desiminates it for public use. Ie the "dotting the Is and crossing the ts" guys. Well that is once I get this report of Babs the Impossible Done.