100 Ways to Annoy Somebody With Asperger's Syndrome

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25. Tell me you're going to take me to a "special place" for my birthday, only to pull up at a spa where you have made an appt. for an hour full body massage because you think I am tense. IOW a stranger rubbing my body for an hour. The meltdown could be seen for miles.

26. When the city public works cuts through your cable while digging and ruins your internet connection for 2 days.

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24.) Tell them 'Everyone is a little bit asperger's'.
25.) Tell them you think you have asperger's because....you're a bit strange/have trouble socialising sometimes.
26.) Tell them 'You're just shy'

24. Tell them "you're too smart to have autism"

25. Wait for 10 minutes, then say "Did you remember to lock the door when you left?"

26. Chew with your mouth open, while talking and giggling.

27. Talk really loudly while they are watching their favourite TV show.

28. Make fun of their use of to-do lists and routines.

29. Tell them you are about to do something then wait 10 minutes before you even attempt to do that thing.

30- Tell them "lets meet at 7" then show up at 10:30 with a lame excuse.

30. Tell them "you really need to find yourself a girlfriend"

31. Tell them "everybody gets lonely sometimes."

32. Tell them "You have friends" when they complain because no one likes them

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Telling them to calm down when they are slightly irritated and simply trying to rationalise the feelings to remain calm. if that makes any sense.

overlap posts so that they cannot continue in accurate numerical order.

read into things that they say and extract unintended meaning but do not explain what your interpretation is so that they can clarify.

answer "why" with "that's just the way it is"

tease them and then call them humorless if they don't understand that you're teasing or respond properly

demand that they smile

give them the "not a real person" treatment .. ignoring their opinions in favor of someone less logical but better at interjecting obnoxiously

grab them by the face and while they're trying to wriggle away, kiss them on the lips (that one's for my mom)

33. Try to pull them out of their shell.
34. If they laugh, tell them it's not funny.
35. If they don't laugh, tell them to get a sense of humor.

The next one should be 44

Nice list so far

44. Interrupt on thier conversations after you've gotten onto them about them interrupting your conversations.
45. Basically hold double standards (at least this annoys the hell out of me)

lol I edited my post... It started to freak me out

talk to them through your nose.

46. Ask them questions like "where did you go? What did you do? What are you reading? What are you thinking about? Why are you laughing?"

47. After the inevitable answer, ask "well, who would know?"

48) Angrily deny that you were about to engage in a drawn out and predictable series of questions and answers, and then engage in that highly predictable series of questions and answers, slightly rephrased.

Most people are so unaware of their subconscious tells, it's scary.

Oh God that one annoys me to no end. I mostly don't speculate to others that I may have a form of AS, but they have the same reaction to the word "introverted".