Surfman wrote:
Bicycling Guitarist you are a legend

Thanks. I've been told that before by other people too. In my neighborhood last Fall a beautiful blonde woman in her early twenties invited me into her apartment to play guitar. I wheeled my bicycle inside and played some. She kept repeating "I can't believe The Bicycling Guitarist is in my living room. You're becoming legendary." Her boyfriend was not amused though. He called her upstairs, and when she came back in a few minutes she was much more subdued.
and now for some Bicycling Guitarist jokes (there are a few threads of these scattered around the internet):
I have been called a traveling minstrel. Does that make my Schwinn a minstrel cycle?
In a songwriter's forum in 2008, Lijemtu answered the above question of mine: "Only if you play ragtime."
In that same forum, Mike McLaughlin asked "What's the hardest thing about playing guitar on a bike? The pavement!" To which I replied: "Ouch, Mike. My asphalt to the ground!"
In welcoming me, BobbyJoe said to not let some other people "tire" me out.
I said "The Bicycling Guitarist is two tired."
Gina asked what I do if I get a song idea and can't write it down. Lijemtu said "In the past he spoke into the tires. In the future, wheel have to see." I said "Hey, we could have a wheel-ality show."
Anyway, a couple years ago some of the local townsfolk contacted me about my willingness to become the "Town Troubadour" (no fooling). I was not averse to the idea. I told them to go ahead. I even thought of a slogan: "The Bicycling Guitarist, he's troubadourable." I haven't heard back from them.
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"When you ride over sharps, you get flats!"--The Bicycling Guitarist, May 13, 2008