Speaking of fire alarms, I had this one art teacher my Sophomore year in high school. She had this thing where she would let the class hide under a bunch of trees when the fire alarm goes off. Why hide under trees instead lining up on the football field along with the rest of the school? Because she was terrified of a gunman pulling the drill and mowing a bunch of people down with a machine gun. I actually don't blame her for worrying about things like that because it has happened before, hasn't it?
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