Walking funny can make you a target for crime
This is all normal stuff to me because I grew up hearing all these following things "don't run from the teacher" 'Don't smell the paper" "Don't tease" "don't hide in the bushes" "no talking about (insert weird topic here)" "Don't take your money out" "don't leave your store bought item lying around" (in public), "watch my purse" "you're very lucky no one took you" (when I would wander off somewhere alone). And being told as an adult I shouldn't wander in strange places at night.
Now I am reading don't walk funny. I also remember hearing at six years old "Don't talk to strangers."
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Now I am reading don't walk funny. I also remember hearing at six years old "Don't talk to strangers."
Difference is in this case research has actually found that walking a certain way actually does attract predators.
We should use this research to our advantage.
Why yes, Cracked did their own unique writeup on this story.
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Rookie mistake. No skipping adult has any money in the first place.
So there you go: Just walk totally normally and you'll be fine. No, normally. That's ... not how you usually walk, right? Well, now you're thinking about how you walk -- don't do that. Oh God, so many muggers are coming for you right now. For the love of God, get those knees up!
So an odd gait says "easy victim" to a mugger. Weird walking is a crime magnet. But weird driving is a crime deterrent.
So if you get a car, make it really idiosyncratic looking and it is less likely to be stolen. Sometimes weirdness pays.
http://www.cracked.com/article_21197_5- ... t-you.html
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Now, what might help is an acting coach. Someone who could respectfully study tapes of you walking, take their time, not jump to conclusions. And then show you tapes of people walking, and get you to focus on a few body feelings or motions. Just like learning to snow ski, three physical motions is a lot to focus on at the same time. It's better to focus on only one or two at a time if you can.
And then probably practicing everyday watched by the person coaching you, probably for a minimum of 21 days.
I mean, it's quite a project. And acting coaches are probably closest analogy.
And this would be done respectfully in small steps. Not herclean efforts in an abusive way.
And plus, be a good coach to yourself, too. ![]()
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