Would mating with sentient species constitute beastiality?

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13 Jun 2005, 9:18 pm

Stardate: 13052005

Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter Log:

We were scanning the hills of the
are called the "Himulanans". The
mountains are perpetually snowed
and so we beamed down to investigate.

The captain, after his fling with the
big-busted Emoicon has developed
a sexual appetite for these strange
creatures. I returned to the ship
but the captain stayed behind with
Lt.Scoots and Lt.Elfman to keep
his weird appetite under control.

End of log.

Hummm-Unnnn-Hmmmmm!

Science Officer(acting Captain) Mr.
Ghosthunter, apparently the captain
has lost his communicator? Were
getting strange gargling noises.

Lt.Sophist I will report to the bridge.
(as I ended my report rather abruptly)

Shuuuuuuushhhuua!(door opens to bridge)
and the ships computer speak! Welcome
Mr.Ghosthunter(as it displays itself in muscular
tones lifting weights to heavy metal rythmes).
Sigh!(thinks Mr.Ghosthunter, this is what
happens when you get emoticon techs
helping us with our computers)!

Thankyou LowFrequency! (As bustily female
goes to computer image and it's winks
mischieviously and turns off image)

"Ooooooh! my BIG HAIRY LOVE BUCKET!"

"GRRRR! HUMMMMM! PRUUUUUMM! PURR!"

Mr.Ghosthunter the mountain is have a minor
earthquake in one little nook of it's pattern

Sigh! Computer raise image, Hmmph! Hmmph!
"I mean LowFreq"! Hmmmmm! boinka-boinka-
rumble-rumble!

Why? It's the captain Dunctivis! exclaimed the shocked
computer, and "Boy am I jealous". Hmmmmm?
say's Mr.Ghosthunter, can't you just act like a
computer, I know your smart, but.....Sigh!(goes
Mr.G.h).

Too BAAAD for a signiture

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13 Jun 2005, 10:43 pm

The thought makes me wanna puke. And ghosthunter sorry but.......ew.

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13 Jun 2005, 10:50 pm

TaliDaRadical wrote:

The thing that differentiates 'normal' sex from bestiality, pedophilia etc. is the matter of consent. Animals, being non-sapient, can't consent to sexual activity with a human in a logical, human sense, because they have sex based on instincts. However, somebody who can think on a human level can consent to sex.

What makes anyone so sure that this conjectured sexual activity between homo sapiens and neanderthal was a matter of consent?

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13 Jun 2005, 11:18 pm

I think sex with some modern humans should be classified as beastiality.

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14 Jun 2005, 12:28 am

Ghosthunter wrote:

Wow, how did I get dragged into that one? Does that mean I am the ships computer?

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14 Jun 2005, 12:42 am

lowfreq wrote:

Wow, how did I get dragged into that one?
Does that mean I am the ships computer?

Yes, I hope you don't mind that it was in
the beastiality forum. It came to mind
as I was watching the progress of this
forum, amongst others. You sound pleased?
At least I hope so! You sound shocked?
I think? Fascninating?

Ghosthunter

P.S....Any thoughts?

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14 Jun 2005, 3:29 am

From what I've seen about Neanderthals, I'm not really sure. I wouldn't consider it interracial as they are a different species (they are Homo neanderthalensis and we are Homo sapiens), and people of different races are still the same species. They lived about 29,000 to 230,000 years ago, so we could be related to them.

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I still believe the theory that Big Foot is a Neanderthal, so I'll repeat my question. Would you have sex with Big Foot?

What you are actually asking is 'would you have sex with a human?' Every time 'Big Foot' has been sited it was actually a human playing a prank! It is a hoax. I watched a documentary that interviewed all of those people who have pretended and continue to pretend to be Big Foot. There were also interviews with scientists who talked about a certain species of ape (not a Neanderthal) living in North America thousands of years ago. They think that is what started the legends by tribes of people and eventually became the Big Foot story.

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14 Jun 2005, 4:16 am

Nomaken wrote:

I think sex with some modern humans should be classified as beastiality.

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14 Jun 2005, 4:26 am

Ghosthunter wrote:

lowfreq wrote:

Wow, how did I get dragged into that one?
Does that mean I am the ships computer?

I don't mind at all. Not offended at all. I only get offended by people who make comments in a malignant manner.

I was just confused about what you were talking about. I'm trying to figure out what my part is in this ongoing saga.

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14 Jun 2005, 11:10 am

Ghosthunter wrote:

That is hilarious.

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14 Jun 2005, 5:48 pm

Sophist said in another thread:

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't it mean that if two species can mate and produce viable offspring then they are technically NOT two different species? (trying to remember Heredity & Evolution class I took...)

If this is true, /me wonders how many hominids could be recategorized into the same species...

<--- Old Man Neanderthal

PS- Isn't Big Foot supposed to be covered in hair? I don't think Neanderthals had that much hair.

PS #2- I don't think Cro-Magnons (H. sapien) were all too attractive at the time either, so Neandethal prolly didn't look that bad

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14 Jun 2005, 8:16 pm

lowFreq wrote:

I don't mind at all. Not offended at all.
I only get offended by people who make
comments in a malignant manner.

I was just confused about what you were
talking about. I'm trying to figure out what
my part is in this ongoing saga.

LF50

Very simple, as I find clever story lines
I incorporate individuals into specific parts
that fit their individual personalities in
a parody-kind-of-way! In your case I have
been examining your words and expressions
and waited until a clever thread inspired a
incorporting into the Starship WrongPlanet
story line in it's "Miscap and Odd-Natured
Adventures".

Sincerely,
Ghosthunter

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14 Jun 2005, 8:20 pm

Malcolm wrote:

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That is hilarious.

First, I say thankyou. Second of all
Does this apply to most of my episode
parodies, or just this one in particular?
Third of all.....I like your name, What
inspired "malcolm_Scipo"? It sounds
very Scottish King based and Latin at
the same time. I am thinking around
900ad to 1100ad.

sincerely,
Ghosthunter

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14 Jun 2005, 8:54 pm

Triple Now! :lol:

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14 Jun 2005, 9:42 pm

ilikedragons wrote:

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The thought makes me wanna puke. And
ghosthunter sorry but.......ew.

I was tailoring it towards the cross-breeding
beastiality theme. I thought it was funny,
but sick! I am not good at telling a joke.

Do you enjoy my other Starship WrongPlanet
themes? If so, which ones?

Sincerely,
Ghosthunter

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14 Jun 2005, 9:49 pm

Ghosthunter wrote:

I thought it was funny,
but sick! I am not good at telling a joke.

It definately was funny and sick.

GH, you have the best sense of humor!

BeeBee

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