THE WORLD STOPS FOR MY HORRIFIC AVATAR! GASP!! !

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07 Oct 2005, 6:11 pm

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A dark time is upon us. ::shudders::

It appears we stand upon the brink of destruction, none can escape it. We will unite or we will fall.


We were all bound to this fate, this one doom. Bring forth the avatar. *everyone gasps in horror* :shameonyou:


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07 Oct 2005, 10:15 pm

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The best album since THE BRADY'S GO BAVARIAN CHRISTMAS!


I loved The Brady's Go Bavarian Christmas! Would you autograph my copy?


That would devalue it if you went to sell it on ebay. I think you could get the kid who played their cousin to sign it, he's probably in the local county jail.



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07 Oct 2005, 10:19 pm

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I'm opposed to that last image link. It's highly disturbing. Sorry, I'm just of the type who thinks scantily clad women are more appealing than scantily clad men.


Scantily clad? Um, hello, I was wearing skin as well if you hadn't noticed...



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08 Oct 2005, 3:11 am

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/me stretches capacious wings...
were we talking about avatars, chaps?
/me lights cigarette with flames from wing tip, inhales, then blows out purple smoke...
so talk to me, then...
/me blows kiss...


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Hey VV, need fire support?


/me flexes wings, the tips of which burst into small but fierce white flames...

nah, Liger, probably not. ta for the offer, though. ;)



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08 Oct 2005, 5:21 am

I WILL RULE GREEN SOCK PUPPET YOU ARE MINE!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) any :?: :?: :?:



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08 Oct 2005, 10:00 am

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I WILL RULE GREEN SOCK PUPPET YOU ARE MINE!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) any :?: :?: :?:


Are you coming onto me? I can't tell...



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08 Oct 2005, 10:17 am

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Are you coming onto me? I can't tell...


Yikes... If he is then you'll have to put your sock in the wash.... sorry YOURSELF in the wash, you being a sock and all...



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08 Oct 2005, 11:10 am

WooYayHooplah wrote:
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Are you coming onto me? I can't tell...


Yikes... If he is then you'll have to put your sock in the wash.... sorry YOURSELF in the wash, you being a sock and all...


The logistics of what you're trying to imply here are just too disturbing to be imagined. As self appointed master of the universe (and co-vice president) I insist that you stop this filth at once.

Sincerely,
EVIL RED SOCK PUPPET



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08 Oct 2005, 12:09 pm

no, mjs82 - you can do it. and i'll be on hand to apply the fabric conditioner, nerver you worry.

(it's Ecover, so enviromentally friendly, no nasty chemicals, and smells delicious).



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08 Oct 2005, 1:04 pm

......well then. I think i shall be going.... :P



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08 Oct 2005, 4:33 pm

EVIL RED SOCK PUPPET LET THE WAR BEGIN.
!@#$%^&*()_+-=[]{};':",./?<>><}{][.........



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08 Oct 2005, 4:41 pm

It will be a high temperature wash too... None of this low temp wool business...



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08 Oct 2005, 8:33 pm

*takes the non-color-friendly BLEACH and washes Evil Red Sock Puppet in the wash machine until he is white as a marshmallow's undies*


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08 Oct 2005, 10:46 pm

All your pitiful pertubed plans to overthrow me are in vain. You will sucuumb to the full might and wrath of the lord of sin, the duke of evil, the professor of rudeness, THE EVIL RED SOCK PUPPET.

As it was prophesied in Revelations 51:15:

"Yay, lo though shalt we walk in a field of corny mist, we shall be alerted to the garment of the colour red. For such a beastly garment shalt have the power of a thousand men and two thousand dwarves and shalt be the true master of evil in this kingdom. Lo, at the behest of baser minds who shalt profess to bleach and impurify such an entity as a red sock of puppet lore, be their actions rest in futility. For the red sock has, is and always will be."

And don't forget Prince's Purple Rain:

"Worship the red sock puppet because he is strong, why can't we all get along?"



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09 Oct 2005, 12:33 am

But first You Evil Red Sock Puppet well have to defeat me. For I am who I am the Grand God Almighty of the Internet. All Your Powers Need to come though ME I may let You rule but I am who I am the Grand God Almighty of the Internet.



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09 Oct 2005, 1:50 am

i like red. but then, i like green as well. oh well - looks like i'll be on both sides, then.

is this anything to do with dunc's 27 odd socks?

gasp! potential for conspiracy theory alert! 8O