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25 Jun 2005, 3:30 pm

-If Friday and Saturday nights are like any other nights to you and you don't quite get why everyone else wants to go out...

-If seeing a horror film is less frightening than going to a huge party...

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26 Jun 2005, 7:51 am

If you laugh throughout a horror film when the people are being killed and eaten.

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26 Jun 2005, 8:19 am

YMBAAI...

you can fall asleep listening to Rammstein at full blast, but a fly buzzing in the next room will drive you into a state of nervous collapse....

most disagreements are ended by using the phrase 'oh well, f**k you then' - other people can be so pig-headed....

you'll do anything for anyone, but someone moving your things is grounds for manslaughter...

you leave shops ranting, abandoning a week's shopping because they haven't got the flavour of doughnuts in stock you want that day...

your neighbours wear earplugs....

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26 Jun 2005, 1:01 pm

duncvis wrote:

you can fall asleep listening to Rammstein at full blast, but a fly buzzing in the next room will drive you into a state of nervous collapse....

you'll do anything for anyone, but someone moving your things is grounds for manslaughter...

LMAO!

those are absolutely things I would do!

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26 Jun 2005, 2:02 pm

You might be an Aspi if...

Your entire movie collection is National Geographic, Eyewitness, etc...

None of your friends have Endoskeletons...

You can stare at a bent paperclip for hours and be thoroughly entertained, but you can't watch Tv for more than five minutes before you have to get up and find a bent paperclip...

Whenever you talk to someone you have to have your best friend with you to translate...

You'll eat fried-fish-eyeballs without hesitation...

You can't be fed a whole animal without keeping a part of it (Chicken vertabrea, fish skulls, entire skeletons, etc.) ...

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26 Jun 2005, 2:13 pm

Tasty.

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26 Jun 2005, 2:25 pm

I prefer cheese.
::::fish eyeballs - ewwww!:::::

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26 Jun 2005, 2:39 pm

I dislike all forms of cheese other than feta and mozirella.

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26 Jun 2005, 2:42 pm

CHEESE is the meaning of life!! !! !! !! !
All the best foods are prepared with cheese. Cheese Rules!! !! !! !!

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26 Jun 2005, 3:01 pm

No it is not.

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26 Jun 2005, 3:09 pm

No point in arguing about this. I know I'm right (I always am - just ask my husband :lol: ) and that's all there is to it. All the denials in the world won't demote heavenly CHEESE from the pedestal of epicurian perfection.

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26 Jun 2005, 6:18 pm

Cindy wrote:

CHEESE is the meaning of life!! !! !! !! !
All the best foods are prepared with cheese. Cheese Rules!! !! !! !!

I'm right there with ya, Cindy! MMMMMMMMM!! ! \m/

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26 Jun 2005, 6:46 pm

SINsister wrote:

Cindy wrote:

CHEESE is the meaning of life!! !! !! !! !
All the best foods are prepared with cheese. Cheese Rules!! !! !! !!

I'm right there with ya, Cindy! MMMMMMMMM!! ! \m/

Hooray!! !! !

Another CHEESE lover!! !! !!

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26 Jun 2005, 6:55 pm

Cindy wrote:

CHEESE is the meaning of life!! !! !! !! !

My Dad has a bumper sticker that says that, LOL!!

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26 Jun 2005, 6:59 pm

Wooohoooo!! !! And ANOTHER cheese lover!! !! !! !! !

We will TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Everyone WILL eat cheese! LOL

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26 Jun 2005, 7:07 pm

Cheese is gooood... Especially on pizza. Applewood smoked cheddar is good too. Yum...
*Dunc listens to his arteries groaning quietly in protest*

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