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26 Jun 2005, 7:11 pm

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*Dunc listens to his arteries groaning quietly in protest*


Chase that cheese with lots of whole grains and olive oils. Clear out those clogs before they get started!

Hmmm... homemade whole wheat pizza crust, olive oil instead of vegetable oil on the crust. Naaaa, I don't feel the slightest bit guilty about all the mozzarella! :wink:



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26 Jun 2005, 7:35 pm

Ciabatta would do.... this thread is starting to make me peckish! :lol:


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26 Jun 2005, 8:12 pm

Cheese, bread, and olive oil = *drool, slurp* Now all I need's some wine... :wink:


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26 Jun 2005, 8:37 pm

Make that Havarti and I'm in.



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27 Jun 2005, 1:10 am

I hate cheese.


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27 Jun 2005, 1:17 am

You might be an Aspie if you get fixated on ranting about cheese! :lol:



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27 Jun 2005, 1:34 am

Cheese is the source of all evil.


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27 Jun 2005, 3:05 am

You might be an Aspie if...

1. You're a female and you feel like strangling women who think eating fattening food is a bigger sin than, say, drowning puppies. (Mind your own da*n plate!)

2. If someone was bullying you in school and he threatens to "knock you upside yo' head" and he says, "Say I won't, huh? Say I won't." And you take him literally and say the words, "I won't." :lol:

3. If at seven years old, you ran outside and refused to go back in after your great-grandmother's new smoke detector went off.

4. If you care more about how your "Sims" are dressed than your are.

5. If you had a house fire, you would save your 130 CDs and 150 Beanie Babies rather than clothes, money and personal records.

6. You couldn't care less about folks remembering your birthday. You would rather spend the day blissfully sleeping and get mad if someone does call, waking you up.

7. If walking toward your Manhattan tenement on Amsterdam Ave. and 183rd St....at 11:00 at night....alone, doesn't scare you but introducing yourself in front of the whole class is terrifying.

8. If, in your 30 years, you've spoken with more people online than IRL and you've only had your computer for less than a year.

9. If you're doing well by leaving the house once or twice a week.

10. Hate most Jesus movies because Jesus is always played by a gentile British actor. The man was Jewish, for god's sake. Quit insulting our intellect with a potrayal that looks more like John Lennin than a swarthy, curly-haired Palestinian peasant.



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27 Jun 2005, 10:50 am

nirrti wrote:
You might be an Aspie if...

1. You're a female and you feel like strangling women who think eating fattening food is a bigger sin than, say, drowning puppies. (Mind your own da*n plate!)

2. If someone was bullying you in school and he threatens to "knock you upside yo' head" and he says, "Say I won't, huh? Say I won't." And you take him literally and say the words, "I won't." :lol:

3. If at seven years old, you ran outside and refused to go back in after your great-grandmother's new smoke detector went off.

4. If you care more about how your "Sims" are dressed than your are.

5. If you had a house fire, you would save your 130 CDs and 150 Beanie Babies rather than clothes, money and personal records.

6. You couldn't care less about folks remembering your birthday. You would rather spend the day blissfully sleeping and get mad if someone does call, waking you up.

7. If walking toward your Manhattan tenement on Amsterdam Ave. and 183rd St....at 11:00 at night....alone, doesn't scare you but introducing yourself in front of the whole class is terrifying.

8. If, in your 30 years, you've spoken with more people online than IRL and you've only had your computer for less than a year.

9. If you're doing well by leaving the house once or twice a week.

10. Hate most Jesus movies because Jesus is always played by a gentile British actor. The man was Jewish, for god's sake. Quit insulting our intellect with a potrayal that looks more like John Lennin than a swarthy, curly-haired Palestinian peasant.

I agree.


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27 Jun 2005, 11:02 am

nirrti wrote:
You might be an Aspie if... 10. Hate most Jesus movies because Jesus is always played by a gentile British actor. The man was Jewish, for god's sake. Quit insulting our intellect with a potrayal that looks more like John Lennin than a swarthy, curly-haired Palestinian peasant.


Yes yes YES! You are the first person I've met who has this on their Top Ten list!! Thank you for proclaiming the obvious. WHY do so many people not notice these kinds of things???



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27 Jun 2005, 11:20 am

Cindy wrote:
nirrti wrote:
You might be an Aspie if... 10. Hate most Jesus movies because Jesus is always played by a gentile British actor. The man was Jewish, for god's sake. Quit insulting our intellect with a potrayal that looks more like John Lennin than a swarthy, curly-haired Palestinian peasant.


Yes yes YES! You are the first person I've met who has this on their Top Ten list!! Thank you for proclaiming the obvious. WHY do so many people not notice these kinds of things???

Because they suck.


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AND THEN I CRIED.


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27 Jun 2005, 2:13 pm

Malcolm_Scipo wrote:
Cindy wrote:
nirrti wrote:
You might be an Aspie if... 10. Hate most Jesus movies because Jesus is always played by a gentile British actor. The man was Jewish, for god's sake. Quit insulting our intellect with a potrayal that looks more like John Lennin than a swarthy, curly-haired Palestinian peasant.


Yes yes YES! You are the first person I've met who has this on their Top Ten list!! Thank you for proclaiming the obvious. WHY do so many people not notice these kinds of things???

Because they suck.


I agree on both points.



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27 Jun 2005, 2:20 pm

Cindy wrote:
nirrti wrote:
You might be an Aspie if... 10. Hate most Jesus movies because Jesus is always played by a gentile British actor. The man was Jewish, for god's sake. Quit insulting our intellect with a potrayal that looks more like John Lennin than a swarthy, curly-haired Palestinian peasant.


Yes yes YES! You are the first person I've met who has this on their Top Ten list!! Thank you for proclaiming the obvious. WHY do so many people not notice these kinds of things???


I agree, too....I hate when Jesus looks clean, too....why on earth would anyone think he would be clean? Grrr



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27 Jun 2005, 2:58 pm

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I agree, too....I hate when Jesus looks clean, too....why on earth would anyone think he would be clean? Grrr


LOL :lol: Like Legolas, in LOTR. Nary a hair out of place nor a smudge on his cheek...



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27 Jun 2005, 3:02 pm

It bothers me that all the folks in mediveal movies have such. . .perfect teeth.


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27 Jun 2005, 3:08 pm

Cindy wrote:
Mockingbird wrote:
I agree, too....I hate when Jesus looks clean, too....why on earth would anyone think he would be clean? Grrr


LOL :lol: Like Legolas, in LOTR. Nary a hair out of place nor a smudge on his cheek...


'zackly and Who would've approched Him then if He looked so perfect and clean all the time? I'd think they'd be a bit freaked