You Might be an Aspie if...

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I agree.

I wish that at some point in my life i create some weapon of mass annhilation or have to push the button to kill somebody just so people can ask me, "How do you sleep at night?" And honestly tell them, "Like a f*****g baby."


I purposely don't answer questions or make comments much anymore. It is pretty clear to both me and the teacher that i know the s**t perfectly, and those other motherf***ers should have to work and not rely on me giving the answer every damn time.

Has anyone ever waited after class to give the teacher tips on teaching?

I did, but I didn't wait 'till after class!

Oops. You mean we weren't supposed to do that?

Hey! I resemble that...

Same here.

ooo, the obscenity filter doesnt pick up <deleted>

When you get to level 13 on hofk and an army of 410 within a week while only playing for around an hour or so a day.

It was probably assumed that everybody had the decency not to say it here.

Maybe, maybe not. Oh well. That is life.

1. If you get written up at work and correct the spelling of the supervisor on said write up.

2. If you can not stand "poetic license".

3. If people say "well you know what I mean", and you don't.

4. If you own have every annual World Almanac. 1990 - 2005, and realize you will buy another next year.

5. If you find an article of infomation in your personal reference library, faster then online.

6. If you own more reference books then fiction.

7. If you enumerate EVERY list.

8. If you cannot answer a Yes or No question with-in one paragraph.

9. If you email your newspaper editor about typos.

10. If you are on a first name basis with every taxi driver/ bus driver in your town.

11. If people often ask you advice about love when you are twenty six and only have had one 2 month relationship in your life.

12. If you call more than 3 people a day illiterate, and mean it.

13. If your barber asks you "how do you want it" you have absolutly no answer what-so-ever.

14. If you laugh and "sad" movies while everyone else is crying.

15. If your thanksgiving weekend is spent fixing your family's electronics.

16. If your family considers you a "waste of 'Genius'". (whether they are serious or not I don't know).

17. If your psychologist calls you "high functioning" (which I disagree with) and then berates you for not having goals.

18. If you only obtain new clothing during christmas and birthdays.

That's all for now.

Mark T. Pierce.

19. If you answer the phone using your first, MI, and last name.

If you lose a friend due to brutal honesty.

-If everyone says your apartment looks cluttered, even though you know damn well that they just don't recognize your particular mode of organization

-If nacho cheese in a jar and a spoon is your idea of an evening meal

*Raises hand*

I don't even know where to begin on this one. For me, it's not just holidays, it's any time I visit someone's house. Maybe I sould have kept quiet about being a computer technician.

I only found this site yesterday, and I already love you guys! Here's mine...

- The only clear space on your floor is a path to your bed

- Your bookshelf content consists of reference books and fiction you continue to buy, but never actually read

- The vast majority of Word documents on your computer are lists

- You can recite the countries of the world in alphabetical order, but can't remember the last time you did something socially

- You can find an exact passage in a book you haven't read in years, but not your shoes

- You wear open toed shoes... in winter... in Wisconsin

- You would rather have teeth pulled than go clothes shopping

- You contain more random information than encyclopedia

- The words "public school system" make you swear and throw things

- You were ever punished for correcting the teacher in class

- People always came to you for homework help, even though you never actually did your own homework