You Might be an Aspie if...

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...if ...
You can get your library fines cancelled in order to get official news of your degree classification, even though you knew what it was anyway, like I had to ...

But more importantly, you might be an aspie if you can remember (in perfect detail), all the symbols used from the Abydos Cartouche in travelling to varous planets through the Stargate in SG1

It's embarrassing, but i didn't get that joke until you said something.

If you start Cossack dancing at a punk show.

Aariiiiight! Another Stargate fan, adversarial, kree!

.......If you know that Sergent Walter Davis says "Chevron, locked" instead of "Chevron encoded" when the last one is dialed.

.......If you even know his name is Sergent Walter Davis.

.......Or if you had to dispute the university library because they mistakingly listed a book you returned as lost or stolen and threatened to withhold your grades unless you coughed up $75.

If you're forever tidying piles of ring binders and other things at work because people pull some out and make the piles untidy.

If you're quite happy to walk in a bit of rain and don't think you have to rush to get out of the rain.

If you really really wish you could spend time with just one person of your choice and nothing else will really do.

You've arranged all your records in alphabetical order.

You sometimes just want to sleep for about 5 years.

You think high-heeled shoes with pointy toes are torture implements for the feet and girdles are something you would never wear and why would anyone subject themselves to the torture of getting a Brazilian wax.

You are a furry princess.

If you prefer to go to Disneyland and other normally crowded places when it's raining to avoid all the people.

If you tidy things up in stores and you DON'T work there.

How about age 42??? I didn't realize there was a double meaning until just now seeing it in print for the first time.
Not a good auditory learner...

Hahaha! Omg, Cindy, you too?!

If you end up accidentally downloading spyware and then delete it successfully.

good god.

This finally makes sense.

If you are not afraid to go into the registry and manually delete the spyware entries left behind.

I went to the senior ball with some guy who asked me out, but I only really went because I wanted a new pretty dress (I just finished my junior year).

I hated it so much that I thought of running the 12 miles to my house.

Also, the mall would be really great. If I were the only one there.


...if when you're doing something as simple as ordering dinner, you get nervous and mess up all your sentences.

...if you say "thank you" whenever someone calls you weird.

...if you compete with someone as to who's the bigger geek.

...if your favorite word is endoplasmicreticulum.

...if you named your computer.

...if your dad comes over to fix the computer and you tell him how to do it.

...if you are told you are the Valdevictorian of Summer School (true story)

...if you can embarrass your history teacher by knowing more about his subject than he does. And having him admit it.

...if you still think Pokemon is way cool.

...if you go to one of your friend's English classes on your lunch period because you think your's is boring.

...if you were able to embarrass all of the wannabe Jedis at the midnight screening of Episode III by having the best Jedi costume, a lightsaber, and you yelling "WOOHOOO" and throwing your lightsaber in the air when the movie started. This also includes embarrassing your date who is the biggest geek in a 1,000 mile radius. And then freaked out whenever your date tried to touch you.

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I don't get it.

Okay now I do.

Someone had to actually explain that one in detail before I understood why it was funny.

You might be an aspie if...

...Your mother takes away pop cans and papers that you're holding because you fidget with them incessantly (or is that just me?).

...You spend hours upon hours sorting your $600 bead collection and don't get bored.