04 Aug 2010, 2:44 pm
marshall wrote:
I didn't know this was a serious topic. 
There is nothing funny about a fart.
04 Aug 2010, 2:45 pm
04 Aug 2010, 2:47 pm
04 Aug 2010, 3:03 pm
04 Aug 2010, 3:05 pm
marshall wrote:
MONIQUEIJ wrote:
yay yay finely someone who misspelled their title too. I can correct someone you mean
mean Smell right yay yay yay yay,
and i'm the first person to catch it too.
SMELL not spell
mean Smell right yay yay yay yay,
and i'm the first person to catch it too.
SMELL not spell
I saw that but didn't feel like pointing it out.
Monique say with a shock face " you did
" now Monique is off of cloud nine celebrating someone else flews." * sighs*
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05 Aug 2010, 2:50 am
Aimless wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
i wonder if the auto-fart lovers also love the smell of automobile exhaust, at least from the old leaded-gas-fueled, non-emission-controlled cars?
I did as a matter of fact.
a fellow traveller
i liked best the exhaust of leaded gas cars that ran too rich, like hotrods of old. they had a uniquely rich sauerkraut exhaust smell, with a bit of roast beef thrown in. the lead constitutes most of the sauerkraut smell. if other people's farts smelled like old car exhaust, i think i'd be a fart enthusiast, going 'round and luxuriating in the rich leaded gas aroma of other peoples' farts
05 Aug 2010, 2:51 am
auntblabby wrote:
Aimless wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
i wonder if the auto-fart lovers also love the smell of automobile exhaust, at least from the old leaded-gas-fueled, non-emission-controlled cars?
I did as a matter of fact.
a fellow traveller
i liked best the exhaust of leaded gas cars that ran too rich, like hotrods of old. they had a uniquely rich sauerkraut exhaust smell, with a bit of roast beef thrown in. the lead constitutes most of the sauerkraut smell. if other people's farts smelled like old car exhaust, i think i'd be a fart enthusiast, going 'round and luxuriating in the rich leaded gas aroma of other peoples' farts
I used to like the smell of exhaust for some reason. I've never liked the smell of farts.
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05 Aug 2010, 3:01 am
05 Aug 2010, 3:05 am
auntblabby wrote:
pyzzazzyZyzzyva wrote:
I've never liked the smell of farts.
not even your own?
Mine are usually the worst. They smell very sulfurous, but other people usually don't smell/comment on them.
Speak of the devil I just let one out
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05 Aug 2010, 3:19 am
pyzzazzyZyzzyva wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
pyzzazzyZyzzyva wrote:
I've never liked the smell of farts.
not even your own?
Mine are usually the worst. They smell very sulfurous, but other people usually don't smell/comment on them.
Speak of the devil I just let one out
well then, just think of the harm that little devil coulda done if you forced it to stay behind the gate.
05 Aug 2010, 5:50 am
They're not very likeable when my dog does them 
As far as humans are concerned IMO, the smell is detestable but the sound is priceless.
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05 Aug 2010, 6:09 am
blue_bean wrote:
They're not very likeable when my dog does them
As far as humans are concerned IMO, the smell is detestable but the sound is priceless.
As far as humans are concerned IMO, the smell is detestable but the sound is priceless.
did you know that the original definition of the word "Fizzle" is that of a "noiseless flatulance"?
05 Aug 2010, 6:11 am
05 Aug 2010, 6:23 am
auntblabby wrote:
i liked best the exhaust of leaded gas cars that ran too rich
You should hang around municipal airports--piston-engine aircraft AVGAS still uses tetraethyl lead and, at start-up (Clear prop!), the mixture is usually set full rich. Intoxicating!
pyzzazzyZyzzyva wrote:
Mine are usually the worst. They smell very sulfurous, but other people usually don't smell/comment on them.
How can they when they're DEAD?
auntblabby wrote:
did you know that the original definition of the word "Fizzle" is that of a "noiseless flatulance"?
Hehe, S.B.D....
05 Aug 2010, 6:27 am
05 Aug 2010, 6:58 am
auntblabby wrote:
blue_bean wrote:
They're not very likeable when my dog does them
As far as humans are concerned IMO, the smell is detestable but the sound is priceless.
As far as humans are concerned IMO, the smell is detestable but the sound is priceless.
did you know that the original definition of the word "Fizzle" is that of a "noiseless flatulance"?
No, no I didn't! But I'm glad I've learnt an important fart fact today!
I'm fascinated by the variety of sounds/notes/octaves that farts come in. No-ones fart sounds the same as the next person's.
