The 'people should be suspicious of what I'm saying' part was only added because I like to make my poll entertaining. I mena, just Yes, No, Good, Fair, Excellent and the like are a bit boring, and I was having trouble on a gag to put on that answer anyway so I'm not suprised, really! I like the gag with the inability to lie about the colour of one's own socks...
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I was sad when I found that she left
But then I found
That I could speak to her,
In a way
And sadness turned to comfort
We all go there