1. I get humor and sarcasm, probably because my older brothers liked to crack jokes and be wise guys, so I learned it from them. I've been told I'm funny when I make jokes.
2. I'm okay being touched (firmly or softly), so long as I see it coming. People who sneak up on me and grab me and say "Guess who?" are likely to get an elbow to the head. That might be some childhood PTSD there though.
3. I don't have a monotone voice--I've been told I have a nice phone voice. My wife says the monotone only comes out when I'm angry.
4. I thought I was good at reading people, but since the diagnosis, I've realized that a lot of misunderstandings I've encountered were probably because I wasn't as good as I thought I was.
5. I can manage metaphor most of the time, but only because I undertook a years-long research project into metaphors, idioms, and superstitions when I was in grade school. I started this after a lady asked me "cat got your tongue?" and I got in trouble for sticking my tongue out at her (oops)
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Diagnosed Bipolar II in 2012, Autism spectrum disorder (moderate) & ADHD in 2015.