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He's a dead man

The hunt is on. *Cocks sniper rifle.*

That could be good......

Ass Burgers isn't funny...but I'm laughing anyway! I don't want to be called an Ass Burger. Let's rename it to something people can't make fun of like ChrisTinA CoMpLeX!

Christina Complex...that sounds a lot nicer.

Kill him?! I said he's my friend! !! He loves me dearly and we were joking. I have a sense of humour about AS. He also wasn't making fun of AS or people with AS, he was making fun of the name Asperger's (which does sound funny).

Barely anyone I know knows what it is.

Except a friend of mine who has it and my friend whose boyfriend's brother has it.

A burger with an ass in it?!

I've seem some people on the net with AS who have no problem calling it "ass burgers". In fact, the first time I heard that term was from someone I once chatted to with AS who called it that. It doesn't bother me. I find it quite clever.

Those far rightwing radio announcers are the most scariest thing EVER! The fact that they make the public believe stuff that is all a load of rubbish really worries me. They've even influenced me once, and after I realised how much torture I put myself through to follow his conservative way of thinking, I became a leftwing.

1. I was talking to a friend about Aspergers and said the name aloud and another guy at the table (his boyfriend actually) burst out laughing and had to ask me to verify that it was an actual disorder, because he heard it as ass-burgers. Honestly, his reaction took me by surprise because, even though I'm familiar with "ass-burgers" I rarely think of it.

2. I was talking to a classmate (an ultra-liberal and Psychology major) and she has a cousin who is head of the younger Republicans at St. Louis University who is studying to become a radiologist who gives her endless headaches. She said he was saying the other day how he thinks ADHD is a made-up disorder and that all Autism Spectrum Disorders are just people faking. Faking! I am far too egocentric to find his point of view even comprehensible. So, I spent my time that evening while I was falling asleep, coming up with come-backs to this guy I had never even met, hehe.

3. Somebody PLEASE put Rush Limbough out of my misery. PLEASE.

Bravo!

Maybe I suggest a rush limbaugh snuff film?

Stars: Prometheus and Malcolm Scipto!

Actually, I think he should be liberally pelted with rotten tomatoes, stale salads and limburger cheese (only that would be a waste of good cheese).

Maybe somebody could come up with a computer game like Pie Bill Gates only make it Pelt Rush Limbaugh.

Yay! Killing!

Everyone, think about this. Steak - Rump Steak, is what Burgers are made out of. So what you eat as burgers actually are ASS BURGERS

Off topic, but funneh.

One more reason why I do not like McFatty.

I've seen people refer to it as Ass-Burgers online. Namely the "Armchair Psychologists" whose diagnoses consist mainly of "HURR IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD ONLY p*****s TRY AND GET HELP FOR THEIR PROBLEMS HURR".

I'm no RARRR LEFT WING REPUBLIKKKANS ARE DUMM Liberal by any stretch of the imagination, but Rush Limbaugh's popularity is based on his ability to rile people up with baseless claims, then engage in one-sided debate, where he can't lose. I guarantee you he doesn't believe in half the s**t he spouts off. The sad part about it, however, is the fact that millions believe everything he says without question.

Also, you guys advocating killing probably should chill out just a bit and remember that anyone can read this - do we really need anymore people thinking we are soulless, evil people? Just a thought.