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18 Aug 2005, 3:59 pm

"You say that you have a dog?
Yes, a villain of a one, said Clesippus.
And he has puppies?
Yes, and they are very like himself.
And the dog is the father of them?
Yes, he said, I certainly saw him and the
mother of the puppies together.
And he is not yours?
To be sure he is.
Then he is a father, and he is yours; ergo,
he is your father, and the puppies are
your brothers."

-Dionysodorus


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18 Aug 2005, 4:02 pm

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I'm growing tomatoes at my house. They're not technically mine, but my family's since we all take care of them and water them. I might start growing oregeno because I might make some spaghetti sauce; homemade spaghetti sauce sounds so good right now. I remember once my mom made some when I was little (she worked on it all day), and then, when bringing it to the table, she tripped over a bump in the carpet and the sauce went all over, and my dog had a nice dinner that night. My mom wasn't too happy about it then, but we laugh about it now.


Violation of rule 3. Massive penalty rescended because stuff like this is sometimes funny when it happens to other people.


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18 Aug 2005, 4:06 pm

nayashi wrote:
"You say that you have a dog?
Yes, a villain of a one, said Clesippus.
And he has puppies?
Yes, and they are very like himself.
And the dog is the father of them?
Yes, he said, I certainly saw him and the
mother of the puppies together.
And he is not yours?
To be sure he is.
Then he is a father, and he is yours; ergo,
he is your father, and the puppies are
your brothers."

-Dionysodorus


OK, "you're fired."


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18 Aug 2005, 4:09 pm

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18 Aug 2005, 4:10 pm

I don't know if it's my Asperger's, but I'm flat broke—almost. My college tuition is killing me! Jeebus Be Chrahst! I wish I could turn my interests in Web design, linguistics, psychology, and politics towards turning a bit of a profit! I think that would ameliorate my social situation, too, because I could afford to be like a human peacock and get teh w0m3nz; I seem to have such a special ability with aesthetics, so it's a shame I'm not getting any money out of it. I was thinking another way to dazzle women is to tell them about how I was a James Bond-esque programmer, retrieving top secret code in faraway lands.

Anyway, I'll have to get ready soon to go out to eat. We're celebrating my brother's nineteenth birthday! Even my cat has gotten into the act by pawing at the cotton swabs my brother left on the kitchen table.

By the way, does anyone know why President Bush is on vacation with so much going on? Laziness and indifference are definitely not good characteristics for a president to have! It's this kind of stupidity that leads me to wonder if Dumbya really is a psychopath! Read Bush isn't a Moron; He's a Cunning Sociopath by Bev Conover for more on this probability.



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18 Aug 2005, 4:11 pm

I'm having such fun at my computer right now on this autism forum, even though I am only suspected of having ADD, reading the interesting posts and kinda obsessing about them at times, while listening to Pink Floyd (one of my favorites) and eating chips and salsa which my doggy is begging for and realizing that I have this wonderful ability to write run-on sentences which can save time if you get everything said quicker and time is money, you know, but realizing that this would be a happier, peaceful world if we wasted less time and money, but you know there's going to be those idiots that don't give a care, don't you think?


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18 Aug 2005, 4:13 pm

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YOU WIN!! !! Congratulations. You have won the Most Creative Post of the Moment award.


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I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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18 Aug 2005, 4:14 pm

DeepThought... :heart:



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18 Aug 2005, 4:15 pm

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I don't know if it's my Asperger's, but I'm flat broke—almost. My college tuition is killing me! Jeebus Be Chrahst! I wish I could turn my interests in Web design, linguistics, psychology, and politics towards turning a bit of a profit! I think that would ameliorate my social situation, too, because I could afford to be like a human peacock and get teh w0m3nz; I seem to have such a special ability with aesthetics, so it's a shame I'm not getting any money out of it. I was thinking another way to dazzle women is to tell them about how I was a James Bond-esque programmer, retrieving top secret code in faraway lands.

Anyway, I'll have to get ready soon to go out to eat. We're celebrating my brother's nineteenth birthday! Even my cat has gotten into the act by pawing at the cotton swabs my brother left on the kitchen table.

By the way, does anyone know why President Bush is on vacation with so much going on? Laziness and indifference are definitely not good characteristics for a president to have! It's this kind of stupidity that leads me to wonder if Dumbya really is a psychopath! Read Bush isn't a Moron; He's a Cunning Sociopath by Bev Conover for more on this probability.


We are sorry to inform you that your post was not received prior to the winning post. Thank you for your participation. Have a nice day.


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Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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18 Aug 2005, 4:16 pm

Im pretty sure most of these posts are being directed towards specific things. Things are getting out of hand. DeepThought, do smothing about this!



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18 Aug 2005, 4:17 pm

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I'm having such fun at my computer right now on this autism forum, even though I am only suspected of having ADD, reading the interesting posts and kinda obsessing about them at times, while listening to Pink Floyd (one of my favorites) and eating chips and salsa which my doggy is begging for and realizing that I have this wonderful ability to write run-on sentences which can save time if you get everything said quicker and time is money, you know, but realizing that this would be a happier, peaceful world if we wasted less time and money, but you know there's going to be those idiots that don't give a care, don't you think?


We are sorry to inform you that your post was not received prior to the winning post. However, since you are such a wonderful companion, you have won a specially honary mention as Queen of the Rule Breakers, BUT, that has been rescended because you are my companion and that award has gone to Nayashi. Thank you for your participation. Have a nice day.


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The Rhymin' Red Rover, that's what they call me,
Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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18 Aug 2005, 4:18 pm

:heart: ??? that was cheating!! !! ! :)


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18 Aug 2005, 4:19 pm

10 points


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18 Aug 2005, 4:19 pm

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DeepThought... :heart:


We are sorry to inform you that your post was not received prior to the winning post. Thank you for your participation. Have a nice day.

Side Note: You deserve credit for a nice try, but I am out of awards. Sorry.


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Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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18 Aug 2005, 4:21 pm

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Im pretty sure most of these posts are being directed towards specific things. Things are getting out of hand. DeepThought, do smothing about this!


OK.

Game over. The winners and losers have been announced. All rules are officially rescended.


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Too old for a sailin', too young fo' the sea;
Set sail fo' a sunset, to a land that is free,
I'm the Rhymin' Red Rover, and that's where I'll be.


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18 Aug 2005, 4:25 pm

eamonn wrote:
Im pretty sure most of these posts are being directed towards specific things. Things are getting out of hand. DeepThought, do smothing about this!

I'm not sure what you're talking about. You're going to have to be specific!