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09 Oct 2005, 4:48 am

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i like red. but then, i like green as well. oh well - looks like i'll be on both sides, then.

is this anything to do with dunc's 27 odd socks?

gasp! potential for conspiracy theory alert!

Like both? LIKE BOTH? YOU CAN'T LIKE BOTH. THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOU LIKE BOTH THE BEATLES and THE ROLLING STONES!

COWARDICENESSES!

When the revolution comes you'll be first against the wall and my Dad will give you a stern warning!

PFFFTTTT!

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09 Oct 2005, 4:52 am

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But first You Evil Red Sock Puppet well have to defeat me. For I am who I am the Grand God Almighty of the Internet. All Your Powers Need to come though ME I may let You rule but I am who I am the Grand God Almighty of the Internet.

I am who I am the Grand God Almighty of the Internet

Do you realise that you said that twice Grand God Blah Blah? Seems like a PRETTY BIG MISTAKE for one who's so powerful as you are (or claim to be)

I propose to end this pointless bickering, a pogo-stick race around the world from Johannesburg to Rio De Janiero. The winner will be showered with praise and water, the loser will be laughed at behind his back.

ARE YOU GAME?

BUK BUK BUK <---- Internet Chicken Noises

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09 Oct 2005, 5:21 am

yes i can like both. i am The Vivi, so i can do what i want.

anyway, the Stones are brill, and i've never liked the beatles much. so don't you tell me about walls and stuff, cos both you and your dad don't scare me, you great wodge of hosiery.

threatened by a sock... pah. look at me trembling, i don't think. :evil:

oh, and if you are a sock, what's your dad then?

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09 Oct 2005, 10:27 am

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i don't think

No comment there. I think enough has been said.

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oh, and if you are a sock, what's your dad then?

My father is the LINTMASTER, he jams the washing machines and bellybuttons of the wicked with a terrible fluff that's really annoying and icky and that is TRUE EVIL!

Plus of course, he does a bit of charity work on the side helping disadvantaged kids.

Feel bad now, don't ya?

But yeah, the likes of you wouldn't care about that. He helps put them out of their misery. Free of charge...

How can you call yourself human...

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09 Oct 2005, 10:37 am

So are you the left sock or the right sock?

If you are the left, you are frequently lost. Come back to the LIGHT and let me wear you on my foot for it 'tis winter and I am chilly.

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09 Oct 2005, 12:41 pm

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My father is the LINTMASTER, he jams the washing machines and bellybuttons of the wicked with a terrible fluff that's really annoying and icky and that is TRUE EVIL!

very good. so he's a pledget-er, then? ("pledget" is a real word - look it up).

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Plus of course, he does a bit of charity work on the side helping disadvantaged kids.
Feel bad now, don't ya?

errrrr... no.

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How can you call yourself human...

how do you know i do?

LOL

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09 Oct 2005, 2:00 pm

All You guys and gals can say anything You want think anything You want and do anything You want.

Just Remember This:

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09 Oct 2005, 2:27 pm

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kevv729 wrote:

And is this all you can say

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09 Oct 2005, 3:17 pm

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I propose to end this pointless bickering, a pogo-stick race around the world from Johannesburg to Rio De Janiero.

Monastic shakes her head at this idea of a pogo-stick race as she has adopted two pogo-sticks from the pogo-stick rescue as they were no longer wanted for racing.....poor abused pogo-sticks. :cry:

Surely, there is another way to end this without using these poor pogo creatures? Perhaps a game of tic-tac-toe? No need to read the fine print below. :roll:

If Cat wins....it means then I am God of the Internet

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09 Oct 2005, 3:50 pm

monastic

You can try but You well fail, even if the cat wins.

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10 Oct 2005, 12:06 am

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So are you the left sock or the right sock?

I am neither left or right but UNIVERSAL, such as the spork is to utensils and how stupidity is to television.

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let me wear you on my foot for it 'tis winter and I am chilly.

YOU CANNOT WEAR ME FOR IT WOULD BE I WHO WEARS YOU!

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very good. so he's a pledget-er, then? ("pledget" is a real word - look it up).

Look, i don't have the time to go look stuff up, I have a universe to run if you didn't know... foolish vv. My father is a healer and eliminator of all who need to be.

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I am who I am Grand God Almighty of the Internet

If this was so and you were Grand God, we wouldn't have to remember because you would have the power to make us know already so therefore YOU ARE NOT THE GRAND GOD ALMIGHT OF THE INTERNET!! ! <--- Logic...

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Perhaps a game of tic-tac-toe?

What about the poor unfortunate tic-tacs that will be devoured during the game you selfish human

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If Cat wins....it means then I am God of the Internet

WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE WRITING REALLY SMALL OF LATE?

IT'S A MADHOUSE

A MADHOUSE

I believe that answers the list of charges adequately

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10 Oct 2005, 1:33 am

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So are you the left sock or the right sock?

I am neither left or right but UNIVERSAL, such as the spork is to utensils and how stupidity is to television.

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let me wear you on my foot for it 'tis winter and I am chilly.

YOU CANNOT WEAR ME FOR IT WOULD BE I WHO WEARS YOU!

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very good. so he's a pledget-er, then? ("pledget" is a real word - look it up).

Look, i don't have the time to go look stuff up, I have a universe to run if you didn't know... foolish vv. My father is a healer and eliminator of all who need to be.

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Remember This:
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I am who I am Grand God Almighty of the Internet

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Perhaps a game of tic-tac-toe?

What about the poor unfortunate tic-tacs that will be devoured during the game you selfish human

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If Cat wins....it means then I am God of the Internet

WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE WRITING REALLY SMALL OF LATE?

IT'S A MADHOUSE

A MADHOUSE

I believe that answers the list of charges adequately

All these charges well be brought to the Grand Universal Supreme Court of Law and Justice

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10 Oct 2005, 2:19 am

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All these charges well be brought to the Grand Universal Supreme Court of Law and Justice:

If it is anything like the World Court, I'll get off SCOTT-FREE! MAHAHAHAHA!

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10 Oct 2005, 2:32 am

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kevv729 wrote:

All these charges well be brought to the Grand Universal Supreme Court of Law and Justice:

If it is anything like the World Court, I'll get off SCOTT-FREE! MAHAHAHAHA!

You must Remember I am The Universal Judge of All as well.

I am the Grand God and Judge Almighty of the Internet.

Remember This Their are many Titles and Honors Bestowed on Me:

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10 Oct 2005, 4:23 am

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Remember This Their are many Titles and Honors Bestowed on Me:

That is because YOU BESTOW THEM UPON YOURSELF!

I could go up to any nut and say, 'Hey are you the Grand Duke of Santa Claus?' and they could go YES!

It doesn't mean they REALLY ARE

The only true power comes with that of the sock and all feet shalt tremble before it. Now comes a new reign of terror to wipe away the inadequacies of the false self-prophesed internet god who was too chicken to pogo-stick race me around the world because he is a sissy little sissy boy/girl who is too sissy to answer my challenge!

Beware the terrible odor of the RED SOCK PUPPET OF EVIL!

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10 Oct 2005, 4:25 am

/me hands mjs82 some bicarbonate of soda.

sprinkle it inside your footwear, hon, and it'll keep those annoying odours at bay.

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