You know you're autistic when...

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You feel 100 % smarter than most people , yet at the same time feel 100 % dumber , we all have our talents I suppose .

you feel unlovable and pretending to do so sounds impossible .

You wonder what most of the people are doing here including yourself .

Your not sure if you have a "special interest" yet your oh so mildly annoyed when other autistcs seem to have one .

If some one wanted to be in a relationship with somebody like you would have less respect for them if they rejected you for a call for a relationship you would respect them !

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When you think your doing well in a relationship...

You believe 98 % of the people here aren't Autistic and this mildly annoys you .

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When you think you're doing well in general, but then you do something stupid and mess it up.

What makes you think 98% of members aren't autistic

Many autistic people can write well.....sometimes, they can even write TOO well LOL

How can one tell one's autistic by merely a written presentation?

You have spent the last 4 months reading (excessively) about autism and you still want to learn more.

My monitor keeps giving of 4 hours warnings that the display has been on too long and I keep dismissing them because I haven't learned everything there is too learn yet

People are agreeing how great that list linked at the beginning is, and the link is broken.

I used to watch the defrag squares on the old computer. But my computer now doesn't do that.

And if I mention real life, I have to specify "irl friends."
And I go to an irl prayer meeting and keep mentioning my friends by their usernames, so we end up praying for people like "Bionic Goat" and "Capitalist Pig."


At my small-town theater (before it closed), I could go in and try several different seats before finding the one I liked. And I like sitting slightly to the left of whatever I'm looking at, because I naturally look slightly to my right.


My NT brother did that for like four hours with "Breakfast" by the Newsboys.


I like that smiley!




I asked my diagnosed brother whether, if I decide to go for diagnosis, I should try to convince the professional that I do have it or that I don't. He replied that I should try to figure out whether the professional has it.


It's a dam, obviously: a gate to keep the water in/back.


(I got through the first six pages. I should eat a cookie before work.)

I asked my diagnosed brother whether, if I decide to go for diagnosis, I should try to convince the professional that I do have it or that I don't. He replied that I should try to figure out whether the professional has it.


That gave me a kindly laugh.
And yes the person who did my assessment is on the spectrum themselves, which probably made it easier for them to spot my profile in the face to face interview, and make a good gues from the twenty odd pages of notes I sent iun advance

My NT brother did that for like four hours with "Breakfast" by the Newboys


When the toast has burned
And all the milk has turned
And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
When the Big One finds you
May this song remind you that
They don't serve breakfast in hell

Seen them Live.

You simultaneously desperately want friends AND desperately don't want friends.

Similarly, you simultaneously are excessively clingy AND excessively aloof.