You Might be an Aspie if...

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...you like wearing armor because of the weight.

If you can get the same effect that a NT gets from LSD from hitting the Degauss button on your monitor.

You can't hear the movie because someone is chewing three rows down.

You might be an aspie if you look like this Michael Jackson image?

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You cant eat the popcorn because your fingers are in your ears and the movies to loud.

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got a laptop now, so, dont have that button, but when I was using my desktop, I would spend most of my time on the computer hitting that button. It was more fun then anything I was doing on the computer.

You can manage to stay thin because you can't stand being in the grocery store long enough to buy a whole lot of food.

Gotta love our sensitive but completely non-selective hearing..

Other person: "mbgmm bmgfbm mvvs sofvl"
Me: "What?"
OP: "MVFHS JZHFF FVSSF UFFHVZ"
Me: (shuts off sink) "Sorry, I couldn't hear you because I was washing my hands. What was that?"
OP: "...WTF?"

...you thank Gore for inventing the internet because now when you obsess and need research, you don't have to spend days in the Library!! !

....you look at the emoticons and hold the mouse arrow over the right one to read what it is saying because you can't figure out what they mean by just looking at them!! !

....if your favorite part of Christmas day is the 3 hour drive to and from your brothers house alone in the car.

While you're there, you initiate little if any conversation and you answer all questions with relatively short *automatic* answers.....How are you? "Fine". Anything new? "Not really". How's work? "Ok".....While this is going on all you can think of is getting to the computer room to get on WP.

No shorter than 2 hours after arriving, you tell everyone you're going for a drive......you do this to get out of the house and so you can get away from everyone, all the noise and your 3 screaming nieces ranging in age from 5 to 11........maybe you take some take some pictures while you're out.

You reluctantly return 2 hours later.....when asked where you went you reply "around downtown".

You suffer the remainder of the day waiting for dinner to be served.
You leave no later than 1 half hour after dinner... so relived to be back in the car on the way home.


All of these event will transpire tomorrow. Ho, Ho, Ho

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....if you receicve a pumpkin in mid October from a friend of a friend who happens to have a truckload full.
You decide to put said pumpkin on your front doorstep in an effort to appear normal to neighbors by decorating your house for halloween.

Shortly after Thanksgiving you notice that the pumpkin is still there on your front doorstep.
You inspect it and find it's in perfect health.....probably due to the unusually cool fall weather.
You leave it there.

After recieving unwanted comments from your mother about never decorating for Christmas......you get the brainwave of your life and wrap said pumpkin on your front doorstep in Christmas lights and put a santa hat on it.

You are now secretly the evny of your neighbors because you're the only one who has a Christmas pumpkin for all to admire.



True story! I wasn't able to get a picture of it before a stupid deer came by and took a big bite out of the Christmas pumpkin. The pumpkin deflated into a pile of orange goo. I'm going to try again next year.

i want a christmas pumpkin!

...When shopping for a new stereo or car stereo, you look for one that has a *repeat* button on the CD player.

LOL this is me when I forget to bring my earplugs.

YMBAAI...
You're 42 years old and you have no friends and every time you think of an old friend you used to have you wonder "what did I do wrong?"

It's Christmas and you're on WP because it feels a lot better than hanging out with family

You get mad at your boyfriend for inviting people over to the house without checking with you first and HE DOESN'T understand why that would be a problem

You wake up every morning wondering if the meds are helping or making everything worse

Somebody says or does something to you and it takes at least 24 hours to get good and pissed off and think of the "right" thing to say

You're a nurse and you like your patients best when they're comatose and they have no hovering family

You wake up and you're the only one in the house and it's the best feeling in the world!

You can't live without caller ID

You'll do anything to avoid going to the grocery store, post office or anywhere you have to interact with people

You collect silly things like used staples