Aspies and liking the spell of your own farts?

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05 Aug 2010, 3:27 pm

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I'm fascinated by the variety of sounds/notes/octaves that farts come in. No-ones fart sounds the same as the next person's.

did you know that in the movie "Blazing Saddles" in the scene with the cowboys eating beans and farting around the campfire, the fart sounds were created by mel brooks and a few other folk by soaping up their hands and squeezing them? utterly fake-sounding pharts, if you ask me. they coulda hired me and i woulda gave em REAL FARTS! my late father was even better.
there is some controversy as to whether or not farts are produced from an anus set to raspberry vibration by the wind, or also by the flapping of the fleshy part of the anal cleave of the glutes also. i am convinced that the different varieties of fart sound are due to different proportions of sound generated by the anus and by the anal cleave flapping in the wind. also it is my experience that "people of size" [with fleshier fart sound apparatus] make louder and more sepulchral-sounding farts than skinny people [who lack flatulantly flapping flesh] who just literally squeak-by.

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05 Aug 2010, 4:00 pm

pyzzazzyZyzzyva wrote:

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I've never liked the smell of farts.

not even your own?

Mine are usually the worst. They smell very sulfurous, but other people usually don't smell/comment on them.
Speak of the devil I just let one out

That's either because they're too polite to say anything or because the shear power of the smell has left them literally speachless.

Oh, and farts that smell like rotten eggs contain hydrogen sulfide which is also emitted from volcanic fumaroles and hot springs. I'm guessing that the hydrogen sulfide produced by humans comes from bacteria in the intestines eating your poo and exhaling the byproduct gases. Pretty cool eh?

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05 Aug 2010, 4:49 pm

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Oh, and farts that smell like rotten eggs contain hydrogen sulfide which is also emitted from volcanic fumaroles and hot springs. I'm guessing that the hydrogen sulfide produced by humans comes from bacteria in the intestines eating your poo and exhaling the byproduct gases. Pretty cool eh?

actually, some are pretty hot, and can be lit with a lighter. when i was in the army an EMT regaled me with a tale of some drunk GI who did just that, and the flame front went up his yazoo and gave him 2nd degree burns inside his rectum/sigmoid colon.

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06 Aug 2010, 4:13 am

Lol... that must be an Army thing. Last time I was deployed there was a soldier, probably in his late thirties, who lit a fart on fire to prove to everyone that it's possible!

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06 Aug 2010, 7:43 am

Intestinal Infartion topic

With more than six billion of us passing the wind, and all those barnyard animals giving their all, it is no wonder greenhouse gas emissions are so high. :roll: :twisted:

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06 Aug 2010, 11:33 am

No, they are just as disgusting as other people's farts.

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06 Aug 2010, 3:47 pm

I don't particularly like the smell of farts however i do like the sound of them.

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06 Aug 2010, 5:26 pm

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I hope they gave him lots of laxatives and stool softeners.

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06 Aug 2010, 6:24 pm

just remember "a fox smells his own hole" and "after someone cuts the cheese someone licks the knife" just a little humor--very little :lol:

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06 Aug 2010, 7:15 pm

To be honest, why wouldn't I like the smell of my own farts? They're simply fragrant :lol:

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07 Aug 2010, 11:52 am

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To be honest, why wouldn't I like the smell of my own farts? They're simply fragrant :lol:

yes, they are redolent with digested cheese notes and decomposed beefy bits :lol:

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07 Aug 2010, 12:13 pm

auntblabby wrote:

Hodor wrote:

To be honest, why wouldn't I like the smell of my own farts? They're simply fragrant :lol:

yes, they are redolent with digested cheese notes and decomposed beefy bits :lol:

And they spray fecal matter into the air.

Or on your clothes if you're wearing them.

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07 Aug 2010, 12:40 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Hodor wrote:

To be honest, why wouldn't I like the smell of my own farts? They're simply fragrant :lol:

yes, they are redolent with digested cheese notes and decomposed beefy bits :lol:

And they spray fecal matter into the air.

Or on your clothes if you're wearing them.

that is the whole purpose for wearing underwear. try to "aim" the brown smudge at the buttercups on your patterned boxer shorts.

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07 Aug 2010, 1:29 pm

LMAO

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08 Aug 2010, 5:17 pm

That's why it's so much better being naked. Then you can aim the brown smudge at the forehead of your worst enemy, or your next door neighbour.

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08 Aug 2010, 5:20 pm

Hodor wrote:

That's why it's so much better being naked. Then you can aim the brown smudge at the forehead of your worst enemy, or your next door neighbour.

It's called fecal spray.

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