Is this as an AS thing?

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31 May 2007, 7:45 pm

I wonder of the following only applies to me: Every day I have to go to this place where facts which we will probably never use are put into my brain! That is very wierd!
And sometimes there are people there that cause me pain of different sorts. Maybe that's some sort of strange test or something?

And I'm growing out the fibrous material that's on my head. I think it's too short on my head.

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31 May 2007, 7:51 pm

Every once in a while during the day, I have a really bad, nearly painful thing go on between my legs. It won't go away unless I physically am drained of this strange yellow fluid.

Anybody other aspies have this? It embarrassing, so please don;t tell anybody else.

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01 Jun 2007, 1:04 am

In sum, we are all doomed. Just as I had suspected.

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01 Jun 2007, 1:17 am

I think society has AS cure pills ready.. .

. . .they are hard heavy and metallic, usually injected from a distance by use of an explosive powder.

And I have that yellow fluid trouble too, it is stanky!

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01 Jun 2007, 2:08 am

nutbag wrote:

And I have that yellow fluid trouble too, it is stanky!

what yellow fluid?

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01 Jun 2007, 3:12 pm

Wow! So many aspie traits! I'll have to rethink my 2/3 ADD 1/3 AS self-diagnosis. I heard that 100% of people with AS are humans! This is another symptom you have to look for.

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02 Jun 2007, 2:14 pm

JakeG wrote:

LabPet wrote:

Further, those of us who eat carrots will all be dead within 100 years! Imagine that.....

Never mind that...nearly 25% of people who breath air die of cancer.

I think I am going to stop breathing just to be on the safe side.

It tried to stop breathing, but I can't! It just get this irresistible urge to breathe when I stop. Anyone else have that?

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02 Jun 2007, 3:33 pm

LabPet wrote:

Further, those of us who eat carrots will all be dead within 100 years! Imagine that.....

Are you sure about that? I haven't heard of a study. People sometimes live to be up to 120. SOME claim to live decades more!

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02 Jun 2007, 4:42 pm

dumbgenius wrote:

I heard that 100% of people with AS are humans!

ee, i believe there are some aspies among animals... and must be some also among aliens...

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02 Jun 2007, 5:07 pm

jijin wrote:

GEE, I have something similar, but it isn't really bad/painful, and isn't even really between my legs. THAT is odd. The location of the sensation is like it is away from me, and yet part of me, and it can shift! I thought THAT was odd. And here I thought ALL males felt like that. Maybe I'm wrong.

GEE, I could describe all sorts of feelings like this all day long, but it is probably fruitless. Still, it is interesting trying to discern what some mean.

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02 Jun 2007, 6:11 pm

nutbag wrote:

and I have this fiberous stuff that grows out of my head, and I have to wash it. anyone else?

No thank you I already have to wash my own

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02 Jun 2007, 7:55 pm

Noetic wrote:

No thank you I already have to wash my own

ROTFL!

Wow, I have had all of these symptoms at one time or another. I am so glad I know what causes them now! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Not sure I like that injected-metal-pills treatment, though I've heard that some gang members in this area swear by it ...

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