Would mating with sentient species constitute beastiality?

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18 Jun 2005, 3:58 pm

Well I reckon a neanderthal could be king of the swingers!

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BaDa-ching!

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19 Jun 2005, 2:23 am

They would suck at archery.

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19 Jun 2005, 3:08 am

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<Imagines one holding you up by the ankles and bouncing your head on the ground.>

Maybe that only applies to fictional orangutans...

Oook!!

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19 Jun 2005, 8:02 am

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No. Because we derived from that species. technically they are our ancestors, and very closely the same. we are very similar, even more so then apes. we wouldn't keep them in a cage at the zoo, so therefore it isn't wrong.

Instead, we would give them low paying jobs at McDonalds.... wait a minute. Is that not like putting them in a zoo?

Hey, I rep-resent that remark!
besides, the zoo is not at Mc-work, it starts when I get home to a trashed house because of summer break and the kids, it about makes me want to work two jobs just so I would have an excuse not to come home and deal with it all, let them cook their own meals and clean thier own mess's, oh wait, thats is a second job with no pay!

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19 Jun 2005, 3:00 pm

Why would they suck at archery???

http://www.esimpletech.com/origins/news ... ews_id=178
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19 Jun 2005, 4:20 pm

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Why would they suck at archery???

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BECAUSE I SAY SO! Actually, because of the fact that they would need to be trained in the bow and introduced to it. We all know about bows and how they work, but a neanderthal has never seen one (due to bows being invented after the extinction of the neanderthals) and so would be confused by one. I also believe that they would find compound bows frightening due to the system of pullies. Come on. Even a person from two hundred years ago would be a bit confused by a modern compound bow.

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19 Jun 2005, 7:00 pm

But I can't use a bow and arrow either.

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19 Jun 2005, 7:11 pm

...thus proving that aspies are neanderthals! :lol:

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<Imagines one holding you up by the
ankles and bouncing your head on the
ground.>

Maybe that only applies to fictional orangutans..

Stardate 19052005:

Acting Captain, Science Officer-Mr.Ghosthunter

We are in the process of rescuing the captain
from the OCS, or "Obsessive Cumpulsive
Behavior" of the Big Foot he was mating with.

Our newest crew member that came from
the planet Wet'O'Dream is offering some
suggestions on how to rescue half-naked
captain Dunctvis as he is being swung around
like a doll and the afterglow of "obsession"
beams in the eyes of the female species of
these Saschuashes.

(Swing! THUNK! Whirl! Thunk!) Mr.Ghosthunter
get me out of this. Alas Emiticon Consultant-
Mr.Prometheus offered a Emoticon TV suggestion.
It is called Tag-Team Wrestling. We found a
person here who live amongst these species.
He say's he is originally from Scotland, but
is doing a research project on Big Foot for
some kind of academic institute that apparently
Emoticon's go to and learn how to be smarter
than the average Emoticon!

Hmmmmm? A suggestion by Mr.Prometheus!

Mr.Ghosthunter...(Thunk-Whirl-HELLLLPPPP!,
Captain Dunctivis screams!) I shall wrestle
this Big Foot. He approaches and is yanked
by his feet upward as she(Big Foot) smells
his private parts! Drop! (ouch! as Mr.Promethus
hits the ground) and when he get up, he and
the scottish guy grab-hold the legs of the smelly
creature and proceed to down it.

They with the combined effort of embassador
Monastic, manage to confuse the creature and
(OUCH!-drops the captain and mr.Promethus
is dragged away by the smiling creature).

We will beam him back to the ship and using
what seems to be appropriate custom for these
scottish folks(suggested by Chief Engineer
Blackliger) offered to beam him on the ship
and offer him tea with a stiff? shot of scotch
whisky Chief Engineer Blackliger claims to
have! Hmmmmm? I wonder about Blackliger
and his useful but illicit practices.

Mr.Ghosthunter signing off!

Sincerely,
Ghosthunter

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19 Jun 2005, 7:34 pm

...afterwards...

"Ach, dinnae feel bad lassie. A've bin doin' this since before ye were a bairn."

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19 Jun 2005, 7:34 pm

hehehehehehe, Ghosthunter.

!bar a stiff shot!

PS- I apologize, but I didn't have a Whiskey smiley.

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19 Jun 2005, 8:58 pm

Aye, the good ole days, give a couple grunts, go out and hunt some bacon down and bring it home to the woman to clean and cook, grunt a couple more times at the female and look over at the cave, then send the kids out to hunt berries.

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19 Jun 2005, 9:18 pm

Malcolm_Scipo wrote:

Sophist wrote:

Why would they suck at archery???

http://www.esimpletech.com/origins/news ... ews_id=178
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Yes, they'd have to be educated in their use. But isn't this true with modern humans as well? No one is born with the knowledge of how to use one.

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19 Jun 2005, 10:10 pm

:lol: Laff-a-minute stuff here, folks. :wink:
http://www.jabootu.com/clancavebear.htm

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20 Jun 2005, 1:09 am

Psychlone wrote:

Malcolm_Scipo wrote:

Sophist wrote:

Why would they suck at archery???

http://www.esimpletech.com/origins/news ... ews_id=178
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Yes, they'd have to be educated in their use. But isn't this true with modern humans as well? No one is born with the knowledge of how to use one.

Yes..... but the thing is that I still do not believe neanderthals would be good at archery because of many reasons. And here is another: they are dead. If they were alive, I am sure nno one would trust them with bows and so they would be unable to take part in archery.

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