Aspie = success (spin off)

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This is a spin off to rossc's thread "Aspie = fail"

What things do you do that DO relate to aspergers stereotypes?

I am very slow at making friends
Aspie = Success

I can't be with people for long periods of time
Aspie = Success

I have an extremely sensitive ear
Aspie = Success

I sneeze in bright sunlight
Aspie = success

I say inappropriate things all the time
Aspie = success

I am uncomfortable socialising with people I don't know well
Aspie = success

My aspie is very good at editing legal appeals because he is precise and very logical.

I can't dance.

I just finished my first year of university without making a single friend.

I count the grocery store as social interaction.

I have very sensitive skin.

I can hear what others can't.

I never wear makeup.

I don't know how to enter a conversation, or continue it once I've started.

Aspie=success.

I have very strong and narrow interests = Success!

My high school years were the worse years of my life = Success

I find it very hard to relate with my peers/age group = Success

I feel sick in the bright, hot sun = Success

I eat too little, or too much = Success

I'm emotionally immature and very sensitive = Success

I'm exceptionally attractive = Success

I need to wear protection, at all times = Success

Loud noises and voices get to me = Success

I have an unusual accent, for my local area = Success

I'm a very picky eater = Success

I enjoy having my own company and being alone = Success

I'm partial to an earlier time in history = Success

I feel that I was born the wrong gender = Success

I have no friends

I'm a virgin

I'm an extremely picky eater

I'm extremely obsessive and narrow in my interests

I don't have a driver's license (I'm in my late twenties)

Aspie=success

I have a very hard time making friends.
I go out of my way to avoid crowds, loud noises, and humidity.
I tend to bump into things.
I'm generally oblivious to other people's emotions.
I prefer being by myself.
I don't know how to start, continue, or end a conversation.
I flap my hands when I'm excited or overstimulated.

Aspie = SUCCESS.

Several professionals said I have some form of ASD (what, it's easier than writing out a list of all the symptoms I have)

= success

i listen to the same YouTube video yesterday at least 50 times in a roll yesterday.

aspie-success

I met an woman in class earlier this year who is:
-on the spectrum
-single
-attractive
-funny
-my own age
-shares many of my opinions
-was a web programmer
-is going back to school to be a mathematician
-is interested in what I have to say
-but was seated too far away from the original seat I took on the first day of class -- and I just could not sit anywhere else but that seat.

Aspie = success


-....and I keep meeting her in the library when I'm studying
-but I can't talk to her since I'm so nervous about messing everything up from before.

Aspie = double success