Starr wrote:
KBABZ, I like that line 'don't tell the Elf', do you mind if I pinch it for my signature? I'm after a new one and it goes with my ears!

Nah, I don't mind. Using my auditorily photographic memory of Lord of the Rings, I shall replicate those scenes for you:
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!" *jumps and slips, Legolas grabs Gimli*
"Not the beard!"
"Ah, c'mon, I can make the jump, we can take 'em!"
"It's a very long way."
"...toss me."
"What?"
"I cannot make the distance, you'll have to toss me!" "...Uh, don't tell the elf."
"Not a word."
Here's one from the Extended Version you'd might like as well (rent it out or something to see it), from the aftermath of Helm's Deep:
"Final count... 42"
"42!? That's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling! I myself am sitting high on 4
3!"
And it goes on with Legolas shooting the Uruk Gimli is sitting on:
"43!"
"He was already dead."
"He was twitching!"
"We was twitching, because he's got
my axe, embedded in his NERVOUS SYSTEM!"
Oddly enough, Starbuline thinks I look like Legolas, just with shorter hair that's a dark brown.
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I was sad when I found that she left
But then I found
That I could speak to her,
In a way
And sadness turned to comfort
We all go there