What would be a Funny Autistic Alert Bracelet?

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27 Feb 2014, 4:01 pm

Yes, I know the subject has been seriously discussed here, but I'm in sarcastic mode today.

If you had an Autistic Alert Bracelet, what would it say?

Mine would say, "If found crying uncontrollably, please speak in a soft voice, wrap in a comfy blanket and give me a cookie."

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27 Feb 2014, 4:53 pm

Mine would say 'If found unresponsive, consider turning off and back on again'

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27 Feb 2014, 5:18 pm

Love this post idea. Needed to laugh at myself today so...

Mine would say: "If lost, please don't find me. This was intentional."

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27 Feb 2014, 5:25 pm

Vacant_Entity wrote:

Mine would say 'If found unresponsive, consider turning off and back on again'

"Dont give me the boot. Just gimmie a reboot."

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27 Feb 2014, 5:27 pm

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27 Feb 2014, 5:35 pm

"If found saying wrong or inappropriate things, just ignore me."

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27 Feb 2014, 7:49 pm

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27 Feb 2014, 7:52 pm

I just wanted to add this proviso: "if found unconscious, please drag me into the sunlight so I can at least get a tan."

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27 Feb 2014, 8:36 pm

If found mute and unresponsive... I'm ignoring you.

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27 Feb 2014, 8:57 pm

Prof_Pretorius wrote:

Mine would say, "If found crying uncontrollably, please speak in a soft voice, wrap in a comfy blanket and give me a cookie."

Works for me too.

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27 Feb 2014, 9:09 pm

"In the case of a meltdown, please transport to the closest ice age."

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27 Feb 2014, 9:58 pm

Mine would say something very rude and offensive aimed at the person reading it.

The reason for this would be if a person is ignorant enough to judge me on my ASD traits I don't think an Autism alert bracelet is going to help either. :lol:

By the way I am just joking in keeping with the tone of this thread.