If you were an Animal, what would you be and why?

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Aspie_for_the_Lord
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12 Mar 2007, 11:07 am

If you were an Animal, what would you be and why?

Me, i'd be a Magpie

I want to fly, i like shiny things plus i would enjoy freaking supersticious people out... :lol:


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12 Mar 2007, 11:37 am

A cat. I want to be king of the castle!



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12 Mar 2007, 11:40 am

Meh... i'd just drop my nice shiny razors on your head :lol:


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12 Mar 2007, 11:54 am

id be a polar bear!


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12 Mar 2007, 11:56 am

why?


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12 Mar 2007, 11:58 am

i would be a cheetah.......

then i can run away fast from any stupid embarrassing situation.



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12 Mar 2007, 11:58 am

the land of course, its wonderful.


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12 Mar 2007, 12:05 pm

I would be a human.

Yeah, they're loud, dirty, and they smell bad, but they also have those neat opposable thumbs.



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12 Mar 2007, 12:07 pm

opposable thumbs are overrated.... they are only needed for man-made stuff

but maybe im thinking grass is greener....


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12 Mar 2007, 12:10 pm

Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
but maybe im thinking grass is greener....

I know I am. I am actually a human trapped in a dog's body. :wink:



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12 Mar 2007, 12:14 pm

<------- me too, so i feel for ya


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12 Mar 2007, 12:32 pm

richardbenson wrote:
the land of course, its wonderful.


I love polar bears...one of my favorite animals since childhood but you would likely be extinct soon.....they havent heard the rumors about global warming being a "myth" and their habitat is disappearing rapidly.


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12 Mar 2007, 12:52 pm

oh,and I would be a giant Panda....although also stressed with possible extention.They are really cuddly and cute and are protected,now.(Some people use to eat their paws to get boners...people should be shot for this crap).I also like that they are really large but complete pacifist vegans.Other then humans,I dont think they have many predators and dont have to kill to survive.They just lay around(to conserve their strength)because,bamboo, doesnt have many calories for such a big animal.


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12 Mar 2007, 12:58 pm

A dolphin or a hawk.
The former because they are graceful, supposedly intelligent and because I love water...but I stress here, I would wish to be a wild dolphin and not one of those trained, performing animals.

A Hawk because they are intelligent, observant, sharp eyed and can fly free.


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12 Mar 2007, 3:05 pm

I would be a white tiger.

Tigers are sometimes social animals, but they live alone, not in prides or packs. They can be playful, but no one can really tame one or make it their own. Also, tigers have big teritories and are protected animals.
They can run fast, and they have a hard time with people, (people in India wear masks on the backs of their heads to keep tigers from attacking them from behind when they were in the woods), so I guess they have a hard time figuring people out.
They are cute and furry and have nice tails and they're my favortie animal.

That and I love to eat meat. None of this vegitable stuff =^^=



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12 Mar 2007, 3:16 pm

The animal I would become, if I had a choice, wouldn't be what I'm about to say, but it would be interesting to become a lobster. I would like to see earth's magnetic fields. Just the experience of another animal's five senses, and possibly more senses, would be awesome.

Another animal would be a Sperm Whale so that I could dive down to the deepest ocean depths. But I suppose the point of this topic is for people to say what animal they would become, not what animal's senses they would love to experience.

How about the NT species? :D


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