I thought, why not? This is a lovingly silly thread just for fun and stress release. No mean comments here please, just fun and silliness to make us smile. So here goes...
MountainGoat, you know how Rainman was about an Autistic fellow, I was just thinking about Rainman and for some reason I thought about you. But rather than you being Rainman, I made you Trainman! I don't know, the thought made me smile and laugh. And maybe no one else will find it funny but I did and the laugh did me good. Just silliness I suppose! 
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"I'm bad and that's good. I'll never be good and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me."
Wreck It Ralph